Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

"A baby name cannot: ...create confusion in the community." So much for Little Bobby Tables.

 

Izek. The spelling, it hurts.

 

So. Someone made this edit, and it's been floating around tumblr, and I'm sure a lot of people are having a big ol' laugh at it right now but you mark my words, six years from now I am going to get an order back here from one or more of the elementary schools in the Rich White People district and one of them is going to be a thing for a kid named fucking Covfefe.

 

Honestly, I can see just Fefe working for a character or as a nickname...

 

Montanna. Like the state, but with two Ns.

 

At least you can shorten it to Anna?

 

Baby names starting with C...

Chancellor/Chancelor (please dont name your child something that could be used as a title? What if your kid becomes the head of a university. Ah yes Chancellor Chancellor Smith. Vice chancellor chancellor smith.)

Chantzelor

Cereal (please... why)

Chap (??)

Charon (lil baby psychopomp, ferrying souls across the river in hades :') im so proud of lil ferryperson)

Chrysolite (are you a Discworld troll? Also makes me think someone will try to get creative and name their kid Chrysotile. Lovely lovely asbestos)

Coalfield (????? Are you a troll for real??)

Coastal (or a water elemental)

Conifer (are you an actual dryad)

Commodore (again, titles. Are you trying to create a Major Major Major situation?)

Copernicus (nice but also, copernicus)

Coy (hello this is my child, shy/Evasive/Flirty. He's 5.)

Creasy (g r e a s y)

Cypher (is your child satan)

 

Ok but i kinda like the way shy sounds as a name

 

I always thought Vanity would make a really pretty girls' name.

 

Personally I like avarice. It's just one of those words my brain has sorted into the nice aesthetics/sound category. One of the worst I have seen is Justin Case. I suspect the parents thought it was cute.

 

Names like Justin Case are great for superhero names. Jade Greene, Anita Hand...

 

I do not know what the kid is up to so this is not ruled out.

 

ngl I like Charon, that's a bad ass name that most people won't get the reference for, but the ones that do will be like :O

 

My immediate thought was that it was someone trying to fancy up Sharon, not knowing about the ferryman.

 

Possibly. It was in the "boy" section of babynamewizard, tho. I havent ventured into other letters or genders to dig up more weird names yet

 

Did they get confused and put their gemsona down as a Cute Baby Name?

Also...this thread. It's like a fucking Mary Sue name generator.

(And Araluen Olive Peridot. That borders on redundant IMO, given that peridot is a form of olivine...and they're both associated with green...it's like naming a kid Azure Blueberry or some shit. And now that I've joked about it, I am prepared for some oh-so-trendy Mommy 2 B to come across this and think that Azure Blueberry is a super cute name.)

 

the three genders:

boys, belles and debutantes

 

Excuse me, that's chap erasure >:l

 

Melynn. Not even Melynda or something, just Melynn. Is that like. A real name?

 

Mel... melon?