Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

so Middle Earth instead of Hogwarts ;]

 

AFDHFJFL CHADLEY!

 

Ashelee.

 

Giulianna pronounced "Julianna" was the name of a kid at my work the other day. =.=;

 

that's italian, albeit with an extra n

 

Ah! That makes more sense. Not in a region with too many people of Italian origin myself so that didn't occur to me .3.

 

Physics textbook example/problem authors are notorious smartasses. "Your cousin Throckmorton, a.k.a. Throcky" is a fine addition to such classics as the slide-loving pig, the perfectly elastic octopus thrown onto the ice during a hockey game, and "calculate how wide Legolas's pupils must be to be able to see what color the Rohirrim's hair is from 30 miles off."

 

The 2016 national high school finals in France featured a series of physics exercises on the orbital mechanics of the Tatoo system.

 

Throck/gmorten is a classic British name!

 

I've only seen it as a surname.

 

I've seen both, but more often a surname. That said, I still think it counts as a classic name. I find it delightful.

 

Very bad, and the worst part is that I could come up with even worse and have it sound plausible. I'm amazed I haven't seen, like, an Aschleigh or something, given how intent people seem on spelling "Ashley" oddly.

 

I await people going hey Aisling actually is said ashling I can apply this to Ashley and give it a fun twist.

 

I mean, Aisling is pronounced that way because it's Irish (a quick Google reveals that Ashley is an English name). Aisley (or Aislee, or Aisleigh, or what-fucking-ever) would make zero sens

It's perfect.

EDIT: Also, the correct spelling of Aisling in Ireland is more like Aislin or Aislinn, IIRC (pronounced the same), I think with at least one accent mark, but I can get why people would put the G at the end?

 

honestly i'm still reeling from So'Unique from like fourteen pages back

 

i was backreading to try to find the thing and now when i read this i can only think of captain captain bane from the adventure zone

 

Kimberleigh. Like. Okay, you're not wrong but... Why?

Followed closely by Jayme (pronounced Jamie).

Points for effort I guess.

 

jae me

 

Braxzon.