Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Fairy. I shit you not.

EDIT: Also just saw the name Nykkole...

 

Dual, and Imagin. Not "Imagine", Imagin.

 

Jaycion.

 

maybe a tweaked Imogen? still, ?????

 

Imogen is a name? I thought it was just a band.

 

If you mean Imogen Heap, yes, that's her name.

 

Theres also an Imogen in Shakespear.

 

More Imogens: Imogen Stubbs is a British actress and Imogen Thomas is a Welsh model. It's not a common name, but it's not out of the ordinary.

 

I’m really hoping Imagin is a variant of Imogen, but my gut is vaguely terrified that it IS supposed to be Imagine.

To be fair, though, Imagine would be kind of a weird name even if it was spelled right...

Also Dual is just. Why.

 

yeah it's one of those british names that pops up Sometimes but Not Often, like Hermione or Hero

edit: which, actually, those might also both be shakespeare as well?? thanks willy shakes

 

Yep, Hermione and Hero are in A Winter's Tale and Much Ado About Nothing respectively.

 

I somehow COMPLETELY forgot about Hero in that play. Then again, I read it a looooong time ago...

 

her name is Imogen Heap?? Man. Well, that's what I get for never liking her music.

 

Saw a lady on The Price Is Right named Mychel. Not sure if that’s an accepted name or a very...unusual spelling of Michelle, though, because I wasn’t actively watching (I just happened to catch her nametag, and I had my headphones on).

EDIT: Never mind, looked it up and apparently it’s a Hebrew name. Now I just look foolish. :P

 

Curby??

 

My precious, beautiful child, Curby.

 

Real McCoy.

 

Oh my god, that’s just evil.

Not nearly as bad (seriously that’s possibly the worst name in this thread), but there was a kid in some local fluff piece on the news named Rheese. Not Reese, not Rhys, Rheese.

 

On the subject of kids in local media, mom's paper had an article about some kids getting awards at school. here's some that I remember- Maggee, Wyett, Jesseny, Saige. ("sage" is an actual word, there IS a correct spelling for it, dwi)

 

Nile, singular, like the river. I’ve seen Niles and Nils before, but never Nile. Huh.