Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Edelweiß is...ok it stands in the same Tradition as 'rose' and 'yasmin' but still.
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  2. a man, surname “Dickhaut.”
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  3. VJ Wocky

    VJ Wocky 34 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

    i know its supposed to be pronounced "dick-out" but my first guess was "dick-haunt" and i was honestly a little impressed. because who want's to fuck with someone with a haunted dick?
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I parsed it "dick-hot," which is an entire additional can of worms.
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  5. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    I’m reminded of the fact that Assman is a real surname. Pronounced more like AHS-mahn iirc, not like...ass man, but...

    (And I distinctly recall reading a Wikipedia article about an Assman whose first name was Dick. Yes, seriously.)
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  6. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    I thought this adjuster's name was Mindy. It wasn't. Her name is Minty. Like minty fresh.

    Her last name. Is Wang.
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  7. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    This isn't a name that's unfortunate so much as it sounds... fake, like someone made it up to belong to the Quintessential Lower-Class Everyman. But as far as I know, Fred Plog is real and was involved in a book (I can't remember if wrote, illustrated, edited or otherwise contributed, but he was involved)
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  8. Gee

    Gee the mail never fails

    Thor Knutson is a real human that lives on my mail route.

    There are some names that just evoke one hell of an image.
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  9. Jessynia.
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  10. VJ Wocky

    VJ Wocky 34 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

    i might have read too many fantasy books, because that name doesn't seem too bad to me

    a little more odd for meatspace names but not as bad as i was expecting

    am i missing something?
  11. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    I’m mostly confused by how that’s even supposed to be pronounced. Not as bad as some I’ve seen, and it really wouldn’t look out of place in a fantasy setting, but I’d say it’s a bit over the top for an actual human, personally.
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  12. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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  13. Jess-en-nia is how the parent said it.
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  14. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    apparently Jessenia is an Arabic name so im not fussed about it

    i only wanna frown at names when theyre like "yeah we spelled kyle with seventeen ys and a c because Unique"
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  15. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    Oh god, the over-the-top “unique” spellings thing ALWAYS gets me. x_x
  16. look i'm fucking sorry, okay?? i'm not familiar with these names and I'm surprised Ms. Mendoza gave her child an ARABIC influenced one.
  17. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    I'm not like mad at you? It's fine
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  18. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    Can we please not fight in here?
  19. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    Back on topic, and speaking of “unique” spellings, I don’t think I shared this one: I know someone named Kate-Lynn. Yes, hyphenated.

    Understandably, she just goes by Katie.
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  20. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    I have an old woman who comes into work every once in a while named Tiny Mann
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