Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    Taylee. Not Taylor. Not Kaylee. Taylee.

    And last I checked, no, she’s not a fusion. :P
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  2. Izevel

    Izevel capuchin hacker fucker

    I was confused for a second as well, but I'll clarify here: the kid is called Sinatra.
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  3. whyguy

    whyguy blarg

    huh, I should dig up my birth certificate, I never knew you couldn't use accents :o

    I don't ever use the accent on my name tbh, which my mom hates because she's proud of it sounding fancy x'D
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  4. idiomie

    idiomie I, A Shark Apologist

    my paternal great grandmother apparently absolutely loved the song "Danny Boy" and she also really liked the name "Don"

    so in the fine tradition of white women everywhere, she named her son (my bio-granddad) Dandon
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  5. The last name “Joner”, which I believe goes here not because it’s bad in anyway, but because it’s as close as possible to the name Jones. It must be hell trying to get other people to spell their name right.
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  6. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    And it’s one letter off from Boner. :P
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  7. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    An organization, not a baby name, but... fun with bad acronyms/initials.

    Keep up the good work JEW.PNG Keep up the good work JEW2.PNG
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  8. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    honestly that dude's parents also made a terrible choice in middle names...
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  9. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I recall a Cake Wrecks entry of a baby shower cake with fondant baby paraphernalia (bottle, pacifier, etc) on it, including three little alphabet blocks, all showing the letter K. Jen's comment: "Never in my life have I so fervently hoped a cake was chocolate."
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  10. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Tiffany is short for Theophania, apparently, so now I have to have a character named Theophania who goes by Tif
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  11. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

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  12. VJ Wocky

    VJ Wocky 34 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

    apparently their parents played sessions of D&D with too many "kh"s and "y"s instead of too many apostrophes
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  13. I had to do a double take when I saw this one and make sure I didn’t misread it- the surname Begay.
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  14. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    Okay, but is "be gay" a command, or is it a comment on the person bearing the name's tendencies? :P

    Fun fact, relatedly: for a time, Gay was actually used as a given name (since the original meaning is "happy" and all--it made sense at the time, basically). I feel kinda bad for anyone who has it now...
  15. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    Also, this reminds me that I have not shared the utterly delightful joke about "Penis Van Lesbian," so here you go.
  16. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I see "gay" as a middle name for older people in voter records pretty regularly. Plus the occasional "Gaylord."
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  17. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    I guess at least with a middle name they can not use it if it's embarrassing to them, but...
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  18. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    I mean it’s always been lovely to me that Katsucon is hosted at a hotel called The Gaylord
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  19. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    begay is a navajo name.
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  20. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    Is it pronounced like “be gay” or is the pronunciation different? I know precisely fuckall about Navajo pronunciation and now I’m really curious.
    • Agree x 1
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