Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    It's just occurred to me that this is the place to mention that my girlfriend's name is Ave Maria [last name]. It's complicated but that's what her birth mum named her, and she always goes by Ave. (Ah-vey)

    If she had a penny for every time an employer or casual acquaintance had called her Av-ah, she wouldn't have to work two jobs to make rent XD

    In her words - "It's three letters! Not much room for error, and yet!!"
     
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  2. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    First name of 'Vanilla' (well, Vanille, but tgat's just german for that and we're in germany, so)
     
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  3. Acey

    Acey partly submerged, playing a dirge

    Kimbley. I really hope it was a typo for Kimberley.

    Also, I remembered out of the blue that I knew a girl named Bryttani once. I literally cannot parse it as being pronounced the same as Brittany--I only knew her online and never heard her name spoken aloud, to be fair, but I'm guessing it was intended to be a ~*creative*~ spelling of Brittany even though I'm pretty sure phonics don't really work that way.
     
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  4. Siblings Kohwin and Skylan.
     
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  5. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    read that as skyrim, so clearly it could be worse
     
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