Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

I honestly read it as Landon Feet at first and thought it was a terrible pun. Landon Freet isn't as bad, but...

 

Freet is just kind of an awkward surname overall.

 

My brother just informed me that one of his classmates was called Howard Howard.

 

Shout out to Dick Pound for being in the news again

Thank you for your service Dick Pound

 

Ranger Freeman.

Also, less of a "bad" name and more of a "what 90s Image comic is this name from?", we have the surname Madlock.

 

Chelcee.

 

why would you do chelsea dirty like that ;-;

 

Trevver.

 

One of my personal favorites was a girl who auditioned for Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model whose name was Spontaniouse.

I have also known people named "Ocean" and "Rainy". Not Raina or something normal like that, but Rainy.

 

That's on par with the time I saw someone suggest De'Liberately as a name, jfc. That poor girl.

I've heard Ocean a few times and it doesn't strike me as awful, but I should note that I grew up in a hippie town and as such my views towards word names are perhaps a bit skewed.

 

On the subject of "names that look like someone misspelled a regular name"...there's one of those "congratulations on graduating" signs on a house across the street from me. And I can't stop looking at it. It says:

CLASS OF 2020

CONGRATULATIONS
MAGEN

...A-are you sure??

 

I miss when the weirdest celebrity baby names were things like Apple...

 

-Baby's Named a Bad Bad Thing

 

...is that why X Æ A-12 is trending on twitter? /o\

 

This one's a fictional character, but I still winced; Stradivarius Tanglewood.

 

im stealing that for my next dnd character
he's a bard and druid multiclass
edit: actually hes the rebellious bard child of snooty druid elves

 

Unfortunate surname: Bundick.

 

i need a 'giggle' reaction

 

Related, the surname "Bonar."

 

the surname "Maybee"