Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

    my friend's sibling works at a bookshop and someone put in an online order under the name "Evry Mann" and god i hope that's real
     
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  2. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

    I am delighted to inform y'all that there is a man out there named Richard Bonar who has authored a paper titled "Availability of Pileated Woodpecker Cavities and Use by Other Species"
    dick boner, woodpecker researcher
     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    My mum knew someone who named their kid MJ Toby-James. No, the M and J didn't stand for anything, the initials were literally on his birth certificate.

    She also had a coworker once who couldn't decide whether to name her upcoming baby Wayne or Dwayne. Her surname was Swane. Luckily she married before the kid was born.
     
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  4. Doctor Arce.
     
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  5. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Stefhani.
     
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  6. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Pronounced how I'm thinking, or some other way?
     
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  7. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    At job, saw the surname Food, which, haha nice name, but they lived on Chicken Lane and I could NOT... xD

    I made someone else look at my screen to confirm I was reading correctly lol
     
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  8. First name Grey, and no, theyre not a pokemon character.
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    I've heard that one a fair few times. Grey DeLisle, for one.
     
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  10. VJ Wocky

    VJ Wocky 34 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

    huh. i was under the impression Grey was a fairly oldish name that was "normal" just a bit rare.
    im guess there's some generational/regional stuff afoot here
     
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  11. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    I think most of the Greys I know of are 40+, yeah--I can only think of Grey DeLisle and Grey Davis, but they're both older, so it could very well be a generational thing.
     
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Not the worst I've seen, but I can't help but imagine the lifetime of unfunny jokes: Cinderella.
     
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  13. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    At least Cinderella is a timeless and positive cultural reference that people are going to understand the relevance of for the kid’s entire life.

    Lookin’ at you, people who named their kids Khaleesi.
     
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