Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Oct 5, 2016.

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  1. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

    my friend's sibling works at a bookshop and someone put in an online order under the name "Evry Mann" and god i hope that's real
     
    rats, May 22, 2020 at 10:46 PM
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  2. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

    I am delighted to inform y'all that there is a man out there named Richard Bonar who has authored a paper titled "Availability of Pileated Woodpecker Cavities and Use by Other Species"
    dick boner, woodpecker researcher
     
    IndigoRiffRaff, May 24, 2020 at 1:37 AM
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    My mum knew someone who named their kid MJ Toby-James. No, the M and J didn't stand for anything, the initials were literally on his birth certificate.

    She also had a coworker once who couldn't decide whether to name her upcoming baby Wayne or Dwayne. Her surname was Swane. Luckily she married before the kid was born.
     
    ChelG, May 28, 2020 at 8:31 PM
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  4. tickingnectarine

    tickingnectarine :^)

    Doctor Arce.
     
    tickingnectarine, May 28, 2020 at 10:42 PM
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  5. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Stefhani.
     
    LadyNighteyes, Jun 23, 2020 at 6:27 PM
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  6. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Pronounced how I'm thinking, or some other way?
     
    Sethrial MacCoill, Jun 23, 2020 at 9:11 PM
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  7. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    At job, saw the surname Food, which, haha nice name, but they lived on Chicken Lane and I could NOT... xD

    I made someone else look at my screen to confirm I was reading correctly lol
     
    Re Allyssa, Jun 28, 2020 at 11:26 AM
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  8. tickingnectarine

    tickingnectarine :^)

    First name Grey, and no, theyre not a pokemon character.
     
    tickingnectarine, Jul 2, 2020 at 12:14 PM
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  9. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I've heard that one a fair few times. Grey DeLisle, for one.
     
    Acey, Jul 2, 2020 at 12:17 PM
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  10. VJ Wocky

    VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

    huh. i was under the impression Grey was a fairly oldish name that was "normal" just a bit rare.
    im guess there's some generational/regional stuff afoot here
     
    VJ Wocky, Jul 2, 2020 at 3:10 PM
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  11. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I think most of the Greys I know of are 40+, yeah--I can only think of Grey DeLisle and Grey Davis, but they're both older, so it could very well be a generational thing.
     
    Acey, Jul 2, 2020 at 4:41 PM
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Not the worst I've seen, but I can't help but imagine the lifetime of unfunny jokes: Cinderella.
     
    LadyNighteyes, Jul 6, 2020 at 2:22 PM
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  13. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    At least Cinderella is a timeless and positive cultural reference that people are going to understand the relevance of for the kid’s entire life.

    Lookin’ at you, people who named their kids Khaleesi.
     
    Sethrial MacCoill, Jul 6, 2020 at 3:56 PM
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  14. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    kentravious

    someone plz tell me this makes sense in another language. otherwise I just feel bad for the person lol

    tho it does sound like the kind of name you would've thought was awesome at 5 years old
     
    Re Allyssa, Jul 26, 2020 at 7:13 PM
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  15. Artemis

    Artemis i, an asexual moron

    ... I keep getting spam texts and voicemails addressing me as Johntavious, and my thought has been "what a ridiculous and obviously fake name, who would fall for this" but now I'm not so sure it IS completely fake
     
    Artemis, Jul 26, 2020 at 9:24 PM
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  16. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

    TwoBrokenMirrors, Jul 27, 2020 at 9:34 AM
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  17. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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    I'm desperately hoping this is satire...
     
    Acey, Jul 27, 2020 at 9:36 AM
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  18. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    I read it as Rae Fill and that is all that child will ever be known as.
     
    Lizardlicks, Jul 27, 2020 at 11:33 AM
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  19. Grief

    Grief ...

    My brain auto-corrected the name to 'Reighley' which made "Pronounced life rifle" a real record scratch.
     
    Grief, Jul 27, 2020 at 5:23 PM
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  20. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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    oh my fucking god
     
    Acey, Aug 19, 2020 at 9:19 PM
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