Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Having twins on Thanksgiving

Name one Sage and one Crouton

Give it a stupid spelling so it looks plausibly like a real name

 

Even worse idea for this scenario: Turkey and Cranberry.

 

Nah i want plausible fake names. Tell folks it's an old family name and you think it's from France. Croutine or something. Throw an accent on one of the letters.

 

If you want plausible fake French names you gotta make it hyphenated. Jean-Croutine is somehow 100% more believable than Croutine.

 

I will try to use this knowledge wisely

 

Allow me to present what is probably the most unfortunate name of all time:

SEMEN HITLER
Article in Spanish because???

 

Technically his name was Simeón, which does not mean semen. I... don't know how Semen is the translation, honestly.

 

Like his name should be SIMON

 

Mind that while the article is in Spanish (because there doesn't seem to be an equivalent English one and that was what I had), he was... Ukranian, I think? Something along those lines, not Spanish.

 

Fair enough, that's a good point!

 

Joke in Terrible Writing Advice this thread reminds me of: "But the company owner is named Justin John James. You can always trust a man with three first names."