Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

That reminds me that I know a pair of kids named Violet and Dash, after the kids in the Incredibles.

Today I thought my mom was talking about her coworker Anime, but after paying more attention it turned out she's named Anna-May

 

There are people working in my office named Sendi Houdihell and Bandita Dixit.

 

One of my old profs is named Dr. Loveless and another is Dr. Judge

 

"Dr. Judge" sounds like a possible variation of the term "fun police". "Oh excuse me I didn't realize I was talking to Dr. Judge!"

 

a transformer, not an actual person, but:

dirt boss

 

"I AM DIRT BOSS, BOSS OF THE DIRT"

 

exactly! XD

 

My husband's cousin and his wife named their kid Cloud. Yes, THAT Cloud.

 

I may have nearly spit something on my screen when he was introduced.

 

While living in Honduras, two family friends mentioned that they met a woman named Lesbia.

There was an awkward pause as we all considered that.

Apparently there were also kids getting named after products, like, Pepsi Cola Dominguez.

 

There's something sad to me about having a kid named after a brand that was developed in some company's marketing department. Almost any positive meaning the word has is gonna be thanks to marketing the company did in order to increase profits...

 

Yeah. At least if you name your kid after a fictional character they're probably not saddled with a name that was developed in committee.

 

WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR POOR CHILD "MARTIAN"

 

I found someone whose first name was just their surname with an A on the end today.

 

how the hell did i forget my moms cousin named their kid michelle but spelled it michael. she constantly gets teased for having a "boy" name and of course people reading it off just say michael and she gets so down about it. stop people and their "creative" spellings 2k16

 

Michael can totally be a girl's name anyway

 

yeah i think gendering names is kinda dumb, i just wish people wouldnt pick on her for it.

 

My tentative alternate name is Cai, but people seem to want to spell it Kai so i just say it and the spelling in one go,"Cai, c-a-i"

At starbucks one time the person was in a hurry and immediately wrote "Kai", scribbled a C over the K, creating something that was later read out as "...Ray? London fog for Ray?"

 

sneal mcgavin

 

First thought: a Neal for snails