Badfic

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by wixbloom, Mar 9, 2015.

  1. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    wat
     
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  2. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    It's from Blood Raining Night, and apparently, the girl's still pregnant after that.
     
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  3. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    I got no words
     
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  4. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    From Dumbing Down, a My Little Pony badfic in which Trixie attempts amateur brain surgery on Twilight Sparkle. I'm going to quote one of my friends: "can you go to church in someone else's place"
     
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  5. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    ... Wait, I just realized. She's going the wrong way. All the memory and consciousness stuff is in the front and the top of the brain, and she's cutting a hole in the back. Realistically, either Twilight would die or she'd at least partially lose her eyesight.
     
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  6. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    what the fuck
     
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  7. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    I assume it was made to follow the Cupcakes trend.
     
  8. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Hey, I've got a question for you people: which is worse, Magic Fanfic Poison or Magic Fanfic Aphrodisiac?
     
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  9. missoyashirou

    missoyashirou Someone please give me a tiny dog to play with

    Magic Fanfic Poison. Mostly because at least the latter can just be excused by "look, I've got a thirst and just want to get from point A to point D as fast as possible", and there's so many interesting and dangerous poisons that actually exist in reality! Or even in setting! And diseases as well! Don't lazy out on that, go on a Wiki crawl and find something cool, or at least use heavy metal poisoning.
     
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  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Print out Vetinari's poison rant from Feet of Clay and then throw a dart at the printout. :::PPP
     
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  11. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    magic fanfic poision, mostly for the same reasons as listed above. and also because i'm pretty sure there simply aren't substances that do what most fanfic aphrodisiacs do, whereas there are poisons who kill people in suitably gruesome or unnoticeable ways
     
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  12. Chiomi

    Chiomi Master of Disaster

    I am also in the magic fanfic poison camp, because it shows such a lack of creativity. Taken on balance, most of the world is poisonous, and you couldn't think of anything?
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    And then there's the legendary "posion" from Legolas by Laura, which does not appear to do anything at all. :::PPP
     
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  14. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    should i read legolas by laura?
     
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  15. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    yes.
     
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  16. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Or search "legolas by laura the motion picture" on Youtube for the animated dramatic reading. :::PPP
     
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  17. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    this seems like a legitmate method tbh.

    #there's also always absurd snake venoms #like at least have a poison category if you need a Plot Poison
     
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  18. gills

    gills dead

    ....so someone wrote pornfic about me and my boyfriend. and submitted it to his blog. and it's so terrible.

    ok not US exactly but about some 'sonas we created that very much represent us.
     
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  19. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    is it bad enough and impersonal enough to spork
     
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  20. gills

    gills dead

    sorry, what's spork?
     
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