Badfic

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by wixbloom, Mar 9, 2015.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Oh God, that one...

    It seems someone on Tumblr got hold of my old MSTings. I'm kind of proud. I didn't know they were still going around.
     
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  2. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

    I just found the most annoying summary I've seen in a while:
    You know, even if I were interested in reading a fic where a canon character has sex with an OC, which I'm generally not as a matter of personal preference, this summary would have quashed that interest very effectively. As it is, my interest has now reached negative levels. Performative self-deprecation is not cute or funny, and the COMPLETE LACK OF PUNCTUATION makes my head hurt. And I have no idea why it ends with "I am death", unless the writer is actually trying to warn readers that the fic is capable of A-bomb levels of destruction. /rant
     
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  3. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous


    the legend
     
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  4. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

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  5. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I'm reading their run-on tag as a description of one character and that's sure an image.
     
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  6. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    star wars (kinda) ghost rider spider-man deadpool grim reaper

    yeah, that would be quite the character

    i can't even imagine what he'd be like

    an edgy sci-fi superhero of death?
     
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  7. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Who sees through the fourth wall and thus knows he's a monstrous amalgam character in a fanfic of dubious quality.

    Honestly, that tag could be the origin story for a PPC agent. Created through lack of commas and forgotten by the author. :::PPP
     
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  9. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    " 'The hell was that', since my right arm was a cybernetic that I made when I was 10 I activated my Prime Energy Sword"
    ""What the hell" I said this bear had black fur with white bone spikes coming out of it's body and it had some kind of bone mask on it's face with glowing red eyes and red markings on it " OK now I've seen everything" then the thing lunged at me, snarling and me being fast thanks to a genetically altered spider bite I received when I was 15 I dodged it " you gotta be faster than that Yogi" I taunted, it roared in anger "hm you didn't like that did you" it tried slashing at but I kept dodging all of it's attacks, using my sword I sung and chopped off it's left arm, it roared in pain then I made the final move when I swung my at it's head decapitating it,"
    I... I think the run-on tag is actually supposed to be read as one whole thing. Sadly, I don't have the actual link to a fic, only quotes from someone reading it.
     
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  10. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Oh my gods it is intended that way.
     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    ...I guess this is a lesson to me not to underestimate badfic.
     
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  12. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I'm getting Ultamite Nineball flashbacks. (Is anyone in this thread familiar with that guy?)
     
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  13. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    No, but now I'm curious.
     
  14. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

  15. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

  16. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

    Oh…oh my god. Okay, I'm not at all surprised there's Redwall badfic. I'm not even surprised there's Redwall badfic of this caliber, because hey, it's a pretty big fandom, it's been around a while…but on some level I still feel personally insulted.
     
  17. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Oh man is there ever Redwall badfic.
     
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  19. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

    *low noise of pained disgust*

    I don't have a problem with darkfic or porn even in fandoms I first loved as a child (and it's not like Redwall isn't plenty dark in canon). I DO have a problem with…whatever that even is. (I'm offended on behalf of Slagar the Cruel, ffs.)
     
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  20. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Ultamite Nineball's work doesn't actually have a single damn thing to do with Redwall at all, so @valenstyne has a relatively safe childhood (or did till the other lot turned up) and @Acey could probably still find it funny.
     
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