Badfic

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by wixbloom, Mar 9, 2015.

  1. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    It does at least theoretically have the "mice and hares and badgers and otters and moles are the good guys, rats and weasels and stoats and foxes are the bad guys" thing. But I think that's pretty much it.
     
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  2. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Good to know!
     
  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Pretty much, and even that gets screwed with because the heroes and their families are rat-mouse hybrids (which are genetically impossible, FYI, but given that canon includes weasel-ferret hybrids - which can't crossbreed in real life either, different chromosome numbers - we can probably actually allow that. Funny how that's one of the okay bits).

    I will happily bitch about both him and the awful pornography for weeks if allowed. My original sporkings of the awful pornography were done when I was a late-blooming teen and mostly consisted of "ew kinky sex", much to my embarrassment now, but there's still enough to pick at.
     
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  4. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    ""This sword is…unique compared to others I have seen." Said the old man "I can't even recognize the material, except for the hilt, which is likely male of gold. The very design is not native to any culture of Britain.""
    That's an. Interesting typo you got there buddy.
     
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  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Beats the Missing Apostrophe Incident.
     
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  6. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    the entire fic is the missing apostrophe incident.

    what the fuck is a prodigy house.
    do i want to know.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I haven't read this dude's work much, but I will never stop laughing at his entry on Improbable Aiming Skills:
     
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

  9. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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  10. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    That's my favorite My Immortal fact, yes. And it's in between saying Snape and Voldemort are the same person because they're both half-bloods and ranting about how if Harry and Draco don't get together then JKR is "hamophobic." :::')))
     
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  12. tweedle dumbass

    tweedle dumbass stole all the coffee

    i mean let's be real here who isn't fucking terrified of ham
     
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  13. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    There's a conspiracy theory that JKR wrote My Immortal.
     
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  14. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Has Homestuck High been mentioned in this thread yet? I know it's an admitted troll but it kills me.
     
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  15. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I'd almost be willing to believe it, except that JKR isn't much good at research about other countries, and the finer details of teenage American mall-goth subculture, including a fixation on a store that doesn't exist in the UK, would probably require it. :::PPP
     
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  16. missoyashirou

    missoyashirou Someone please give me a tiny dog to play with

    What if that's partly why the American HP stuff is a bit of a hot mess though? Because she wasted all her time researching mid-00's mall-based counterculture and now she's a master of My Chemical Romance but can't remember which First Nation had lore involving wampus.

    We were this close to her just giving up and having house Gerard Way instead of awkward racism. Man, 2016 just takes and takes.
     
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  17. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Here's the fic! Someone is currently liveblogging it on some chat I'm in, and trust me, it's awesome in the absolutely terrible way.
     
  18. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    so, when i was 14 there was this naruto sporking livejournal group called the fanfic ninja (i think?). my typing speed was still like 3/wpm back then but i thought i was very hot shit, so i applied to be a sporker, got accepted, and then excitedly sporked the hell out of... an intentionally bad fic. not only was it intentionally bad, but it was a well known parody. not only that, but the author was part of the sporking community. not only that, she sporked my sporking.

    i don't think i have ever in my whole life been as devastatingly embarrassed as i was the day after i made that post.
     
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  19. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I'm sure I'm not the first person to say this, but the epidemic of kidnapped baby vampires and the lives of vampire children being raised in Muggle families would make a much more interesting story than what My Immortal was actually about.
     
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  20. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Homestuck High is a treasure, and so is Learning And Sburbing, which I still need to finish but is fucking incredible from what I've read (and, by all accounts, is genuine).
     
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