My immediate thought was "a noble house that always produces children that are a prodigy in SOMETHING" which I think could be interesting if done right, but even if the author meant that, there's no way it was done right.
it's even better in context Spoiler: excerpts, chapters 7 and 8 My immortal “Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire! I was so angry. “You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed. “No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. “No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!” I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people. “VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled. Chapter 8. AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXX Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. “Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly. My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) “What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. “Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him. Everyone gasped. I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) “But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire. “Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
I think my favorite excerpt from My Immortal might be the part where we first meet Harry Vampire, and learn why he goes by Vampire now.
Okay so this is a tangent, but the TMBG Meme Team chat began discussing a TMBG/My Immortal crossover, and...I think it needs to be shared. It's pretty heavy on TMBG fandom injokes and memes but yeah. Spoiler: the legend of blue day'light depression canary linnell [4:11:09 PM] Fio: au where my immortal.... is....... [4:11:17 PM] Fio: a tmbg badfic [4:11:20 PM] happy holidacey: oh my god [4:11:26 PM] happy holidacey: no like [4:11:33 PM] happy holidacey: au where enoby is obsessed with tmbg [4:11:49 PM] happy holidacey: and a lot of people tell her she looks like robin goldwasser [4:12:24 PM] Fio: ivory daylight depression canary way [4:12:42 PM] happy holidacey: *linnell [4:12:50 PM] happy holidacey: she's not related to john linnell [4:12:53 PM] Fio: oh ur rite [4:12:57 PM] happy holidacey: but she wishes she was because he's a major fucking hottie [4:12:57 PM] Fio: but she wishes she was [4:13:01 PM] Fio: yep [4:14:02 PM | Edited 4:15:15 PM] Fio: blue daylight depression canary collard-linnell [4:14:06 PM] happy holidacey: Hi my name is Blue Day'light Depression Canary Linnell and I have long blue hair (that's how I got my name) [4:14:07 PM] happy holidacey: omg [4:14:58 PM] Fio: for example today i was wearing a pocket t shirt, loose jeans and a paper white mask of evil [4:15:01 PM] happy holidacey: good [4:15:28 PM] happy holidacey: a lot of floodies stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them [4:15:36 PM] Fio: g o d [4:15:43 PM] Fio: "floodies" [4:16:02 PM] Fio: i can't believe people use that condescendingly [4:16:08 PM] happy holidacey: alternately, pre-john henry purists, but that's less catchy [4:16:47 PM] happy holidacey: i'm a vampire and john linnell wrote trouble awful devil evil about me. [4:17:04 PM] happy holidacey: i'm also a witch, and some people call me iowa which is a state in the united states [4:17:04 PM] Rat "Tall, Dark, and Metric" Ratterson: I can't believe this [4:17:09 PM] Fio: "My name's John Linnell, though most people call me Professor these days." He grumbled. [4:17:22 PM] happy holidacey: BECAUSE I LOVE THE TASTE OF OLD ENCYCLOPEDIAS [4:17:36 PM] Fio: he love the cronch [4:17:43 PM] happy holidacey: he giggled [4:17:54 PM] happy holidacey: so is draco flans then [4:18:02 PM] Fio: i guess [4:18:13 PM] happy holidacey: uhhhhh willow is robin [4:18:32 PM] Fio: best / worst au [4:18:36 PM] happy holidacey: yes
I tried once before and I didn't even make it through the first chapter must I really suffer this again
