Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by wixbloom, Mar 9, 2015.
That was clearly what my life needed right now because I am chuckling like a loon.
if you're curious, it's from a fairly oddparents fanfic in which anti-cosmo (cosmo's anti-fairy counterpart) is cosmo's brother, who is really named "cosmic" (could not make this up, guys!), and he has been turned evil (a.k.a into an anti-fairy) by some process known as "megalomaniumizing." and if you search up the phrase, you are guaranteed to find the fic.
I am incredibly interested if that is Lily Potter née Evans or some other 'Lily' because from what I remember of Harry's Mom in the books she is about the absolute opposite of a weirdo airhead who would narrate out loud what she was about to do?
I didn't see this one posted yet. 14 chapters of glorious probably-satire about how Hagrid kidnaps Harry and takes him to Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles
Here are a couple quotes to give you an idea of what you're in for.
From Chapter 2:
From Chapter 6:
@Parsley that's gotta be intentional
I ... can't tell if I'm horrified or awestruck. What's with all the adjective, adjective noun-ing? It started in the second paragraph and now I can't stop noticing it and noticing when the author deviates. (Am currently losing my mind over whether "blue jeans" lacks one adjective or two. Are they blue jeans or jeans that are blue?)
@IvyLB: The last chapter makes me think it is, but it's very worth a read either way--it's painfully hilarious and a pretty quick read. My boyfriend and I got into a routine where I'd read each new chapter aloud to him when they were still coming out.
I could rant about this fic for hours and I would probably spoil all of the funniest parts if I let myself do so. Seriously, go read it. It's terrible and great.
@Elaienar: The writing is all kinds of messed up, but that's part of the fun for me. I liked Half Life: Full Life Consequences for the same reason:
@Parsley I am laughing SO HARD at that video holy fuuuuuuck
@wixbloom: I think there are three videos total in that series. It was one of my favorite bad fics in high school. "The pants were dead," is still my favorite line.
I was looking for the other videos so I could share them too and found that there were five, not three, total.
^ This one is new to me. I watched it to make sure it was worth adding. It is.
^ This one is also new to me. Oh my gosh, now I finally understand what was going on in the final video.
Edit: Wait, this was where I got "teleportaled" from?!
it's lily potter nee evans, unfortunately
were they actually trying to give their kids dirty names or they just happen upon those two by accident? jesus...
i have a feeling that this was not meant to be as dirty as it sounds
personally, i'm cheering for the Double Norms
how has no one mentioned Agony in Pink yet
(do not google, do not read, it is about the pink power ranger being systematically mutilated in every conceivable way with prose that lets you know the author only had one hand on the keyboard, nahmean)
Ah, Agony in Pink. That was such a weird childhood experience.
i've just realized that i haven't introduced this thread to Timmy's Mom Cuts Timmy's Genitals yet
Single-quotes often indicates thoughts in the fic of authors who don't realize that that's what italics are for, fyi.
That said, could also be Harry's daughter, That Epilogue names her as Lily Luna.
@Starcrossedsky the fic was written before the deathly hallows and it explicitly said that it was about lily potter nee evans, so yeah... it's not lily luna.
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