So Acey recommended I post my own trollfic/badfic in here. It's not much. Ever heard of Daddy Dearest? Basically it's that but copypasta'd Dipper and Stan instead. You know what you're getting yourself into.
I found a Diary of a Wimpy Kid/A Song of Ice and Fire crossover that you guys might enjoy. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11352937/1/A-Diary-of-Ice-and-Fire
Whenever I see the word 'Buttocks', I immediately think of Forrest Gump, and how he'd would say he got shot in the buttocks. So immediately, the narration immediately turns to a slow and soothing Tom Hanks voice and it's very awkward with porn.
A while back, I found a badfic where the main character's name was Shell, and the villain (who was supposed to be intimidating, not funny, even though he was canonnically called 'silly evil') called her 'his little clam.' yep. that was a thing. Also the writing style kept blatantly switching from 'copied from transcripts' and 'flat out wtf.'
My Immortal is my favorite badfic because once you're able to parse the 'dialect' in which it was written, you really start to care for the characters. Except the preps, of course. It is among my favorite dirty pleasures and really got me into badfic-reading. There's so many good ones out there.
Ahhh, if there is one thing that breathes life into me, it's cringing at a truly masterful badfic. My all-time favorite has to be Light And Dark The Adventures Of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i. It starts out as what could be just a terrible Death Note fanfic, but then chapter seven happens and it...transcends. It basically becomes Dragon Ball Z if it was set in the Death Note universe. I honestly find it an immensely enjoyable, hilarious work that has given the world such gems as "'I will have to use stealth instead' said L and jumped in the broken window screaming" and "'PEOPLE! I MEN YOU NO ARM!' he echoed and blew up a tower so people wood listen". It is a work that you have to experience in order to comprehend. And even then you still won't understand it.
Modern Mad Max Fury Road AUs are candy and I love them, but goddamn, sometimes people just don't bother to put any thought into them at all. I read one where everything that happened in the film was transferred over basically wholecloth. So, Furiosa, instead of calling the cops or even acknowledging that cops exist, decided to smuggle the girls out in a bigass truck with Joe's emblem sprayed onto the side. A truck which is to be used to run drugs and weapons. With Joe's fucking gang ass emblem on the side, goddamn. I would think that this AU just doesn't have police as an institution, but nope! Max is an ex cop, hanging around Joe's place, for some reason. And then he gets kidnapped. For some reason. And Nux and Slit take him with them when they go to run Furiosa off the road in the middle of their very populated city, for some. Fucking. Reason. Oh, and the sandstorm scene is replaced with a scene where Furiosa pulls down a watertower. She fuckin chains one of the legs to the Rig and has Toast floor it and knocks down a fucking water tower on an unspecified number of people who rushed to save Joe's "daughters" from their kidnapper, who is also basically a terrorist. FUCKING. CALL THE COPS. Even if they're in Joe's pocket, then maybe Furiosa'd have an excuse to go all Road Warrior on them, but even then smuggling them out in the most conspicuous vehicle you had at your disposal was dumb. Like, way dumb. And they didn't even abandon it later! They stopped like five minutes after Angharad died to have coffee, the fucking WAR RIG sitting right outside in plain view for every passing jackass to gawk at, GOD. GODDAMMIT. It has been a very long time since I read something quite as thoughtless as that, and I managed to hit two in one day!
OH AND THE GREEN PLACE IS A SHELTER FOR BATTERED WOMEN THAT THEY ~ DON'T KNOW EVEN EXISTS ANYMOOOORE ~ BECAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT TO PULL OUT HER FUCKING SMART PHONE AND LOOK IT UP, I'M SO MAD I HELD SHIFT THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE RANT I'M GETTING TWANGY PAINS IN MY THUMB THAT'S THE EXTENT OF MY RAAAAAAAGE
For all your badfic needs, I should probably mention that the PPC is still a thing! (You might want to check out the Board, it's where all the interesting stuff happens.)
ok. so around this time last year my best friend was really into frozen. and anyone who was really into frozen was familiar with the cake fic. Spoiler: incest shipping plus this fic was just seriously.... something, ok. also very nsfw. this person had real problems with names for genitalia. i take issue with any fic that expects me to read the phrase 'sodden folds' and not burst into laughter. not to mention 'ladyflower'. LADYFLOWER. and of course, shameful gaping maw, syrupy heat, moist fresh petals, and referring to the clitoris as a 'lighthouse' and the vagina as the 'fjord'. anyways the fic is basically anna and elsa fuck each other via a cake. they hump a cake. they hump the forks they used to eat the cake. they apparently jizz out gallons of liquid even though this isn't a homestuck fic and use it as 'frosting' for the cake, they furiously make out with cake. they really fucking love cake. and in the last chapter, ice dildo. of course. we read the entire fic aloud at one point and got a lot of memorable quotes out of it, like "no. you cannot shove an ice cactus up your sister's coochie." i'm just going to leave a sample of the writing here.
That's kind of cute in a mega creepy way tho? And they probably had fun making it XD My ideas of things are skewed though
i feel like the original concept for the fic wasn't too bad, at all (other than the Problematic Shipping, which doesn't bother me too much personally, it's all fiction); just the execution of it, that was so purple-prosey and creepy and way waaaay too detailed in all the wrong ways like Spoiler like talking about one of elsa's pube hairs being in the cake. i don't need that level of detail in my fic i just do not
