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Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by jacktrash, Dec 16, 2018.

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  1. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i'm also technically mildly allergic to peanuts and the only vit d supplements in sufficient dosage i can get reliably comes in a peanut oil matrix but thank fuck i don't react to that or I'd be screwed forever :P
    BUT I YET SURVIVE AND MY BONES AREN'T COMPLETE GARBAGE YET SO. take that body.
     
    IvyLB, Jan 29, 2019 at 3:54 PM
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  2. jacktrash

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    cheering! i really hope you find a better supplement tho, that's kinda bullshit.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 29, 2019 at 3:56 PM
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  3. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

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    FOUND IT. 'auto-generate synopsis' under 'documents. i knew it existed! now i'm getting somewhere.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 29, 2019 at 4:02 PM
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  4. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i'll see about it, the list of medical nonsense is currently just kinda long lmao. getting poked a lot rn and have many appointments with specialists for different things and so on. physio therapy. patient self advocacy classes. the whole nine yards. rheuma day clinic is intense :P
     
    IvyLB, Jan 29, 2019 at 4:04 PM
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  5. jacktrash

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    yeah, i feel you. when you've got a bunch of shit going on it can get to be this confusing cloud of ugh, and it's hard to sort out specific actionable items. i like to think of it as a battle and pretend to be one of my various military leader characters, and imagine sending troops to conquer a fort or something. like, i need to do too many things and i can't do them all at once, so i look for the weakness in the enemy's defenses (which is to say, something i can actually get done) and then LAUNCH AN OFFENSIVE on, say, finding a rehab therapist.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 29, 2019 at 4:25 PM
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  6. cosmofex

    cosmofex trans lesbian extraordinaire

    re: pepperoni pizza problems

    SAME!!! for me at least, pepperoni gives me massive acid and bloating problems, but ham tends to not. i think pepperoni is even fattier than some sausages, and unlike sausage or beef it's not really pre-cooked before going on a 'za, so the fat that renders out just sits on top of the pepperoni and gets reabsorbed as it cools. ham doesn't have nearly the fat content of sausage or pepperoni, even if the sausage is pre-cooked, so it gives me far less problems.

    steak is even lower fat, but the steak on pizza is always very dry. ham is a nice middle ground, if you can handle that much.
     
    cosmofex, Jan 29, 2019 at 4:43 PM
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  7. jacktrash

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    yeah, it's roni specifically that does it. and the kind of sausage that comes in slices or chunks, but not the crumbly kind. so it's definitely related to whether the fat is drained.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 29, 2019 at 4:52 PM
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  8. jacktrash

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    TIME FOR FUN
     
    jacktrash, Jan 29, 2019 at 5:20 PM
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  9. Acey

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    Jesus, stay safe!!
     
    Acey, Jan 29, 2019 at 5:52 PM
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  10. jacktrash

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    this ain't my first rodeo, i've got thermals for my thermals. though i gotta say, nights when the furnace can't keep up and the indoor temperature plunges make the ice pack part of my spine regimen SUPER fun.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 29, 2019 at 6:53 PM
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  11. jacktrash

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    the onions on my gyro sammich are big circles, wider than the sandwich. how am i supposed to eat this? they're just perched on top.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 29, 2019 at 6:54 PM
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  12. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Remove the onions. Grab a napkin and wrap sammich for stability?
     
    Codeless, Jan 29, 2019 at 7:20 PM
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  13. jacktrash

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    i fiercely squashed them in and resolved not to worry about getting tatziki on my fingers, and it all worked out.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 29, 2019 at 8:41 PM
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  14. Bricelar

    Bricelar King of Apathy

    tatziki on fingers is a problem easily solved by licking tatziki off fingers, which is fantastic. I'd eat the stuff with a spoon if I could
     
    Bricelar, Jan 30, 2019 at 3:04 AM
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  15. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i mean.... there's really nothing stopping you from eating tzatziki with a spoon out of the tub. If cucumbers and onions were fruit tzatziki would be no different from a fruit yoghurt, so like
     
    IvyLB, Jan 30, 2019 at 11:12 AM
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  16. jacktrash

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    i had to stop in the middle of winding a yarn ball. meenah kitty has decided to take over. she's currently standing on the ball winder with her head up the swift. if i try to extract her she'll grab onto things and make a mess, so i just have to wait until she's done. argh. cat. no.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 30, 2019 at 5:09 PM
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  17. jacktrash

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    yarn rescued. now to make SKULL MITTENS.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 30, 2019 at 6:06 PM
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  18. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    with the furnace doing its very very best, the house is 62f right now, and the temperature outside is dropping again. time to break out... THE BLANKET EMPEROR OF MANKIND.

    take that, polar vortex, i'm gonna ROAST tonight.
     
    jacktrash, Jan 30, 2019 at 9:20 PM
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  19. jacktrash

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    reasons to grow my hair out:

    1. don't have to get haircuts
    2. grabby fun for seebs
    3. piratical
    4. holds knitting needles in place behind my ear
     
    jacktrash, Jan 30, 2019 at 9:23 PM
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  20. jacktrash

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    i started watching sword art online for background noise while knitting these complicated mittens. it's ok so far, i guess, the animation's nice, but i just can't accept the premise. why is anyone trying to beat the game? isn't it obvious that holding thousands of people hostage like that will have every law enforcement agency on the planet gunning for the designer? not to mention the device's battery isn't going to last forever. the only sane response would be to hunker down and wait for rescue. i mean, the guy didn't even say he'd kill the people who didn't participate. apparently a lot of players are just sitting in the starting town.

    so why are we supposed to be rooting for these dumbasses who are risking death for literally nothing?

    did i miss some kind of incentive? does the winner get a zillion bucks and a pony?
     
    jacktrash, Jan 30, 2019 at 11:19 PM
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