bandit king of lunch and string

ok the ending was kinda weird, and i have Questions. but that was still a really good comic. i'm pleased.

 

note to self: when you get around to writing 'hench!' you should include a zombie apocalisn't. have some villain unleash a zombie virus, assuming it'll go like in the movies, but instead the CDC quarrantines the neighborhood within 15 minutes, swat teams in shark diving chainmail corral the infected and shut them in so they can't hurt anyone, and everyone else gets decon showers and orange blankets.

the superhero scientist who comes up with the cure gets a nobel prize. the supervillain gets laughed out of the villain club. rocket and shoe roll their eyes and are like "thank fuck we work for a sane mad scientist."

 

lately it seems like every game is only avaliable through steam. steam is annoying. why doesn't anyone sell the fucking game directly. i don't want to participate in the steam circus. i don't want my computer pestering me with steam stuff every time i get on. i just want the one goddamn game. why is it like this.

 

when i do the zombie apocalisn't:

rocket, who is only like 10% faster and stronger than a regular person: "what do you think, baseball bat? fire axe? we gotta bash their heads in, right?"
shoe, whose supervillain power is always having a lot of guns, producing an over/under shotgun/grenade launcher: "rocket, zombies are made of meat. they're not even wearing kevlar. mall cops are more dangerous than zombies, because mall cops can call 911."

 

i guess i see the utility, but it means i can't play my games if i don't have internet, even if the game itself doesn't need internet.

 

but don't i have to log onto steam to do that? which takes internet. like, when my internet goes down for hours, steam can't check that i really have an account, so i wouldn't be able to get at my games.

 

huh, i didn't know that! that makes it significantly less crappy, thank you.

 

Also, once the game is installed, you don't even have to have steam open, iirc, you can get at it through the start menu. might vary game to game?
(my issue is the game itself needing internet when it really really shouldn't)

 

my momentary desire to play 'dream daddy' has passed. i don't even really like dating sims. that's seebs's thing. so thanks for your advice and info, all, but enough about steam. let's talk about paul blart zombie acopalypse. or stupid life hacks.

or how i have a doctor appointment today to discuss my left leg being numb, and how nothing can be done about it.