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Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by jacktrash, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    in my defense i did not forget it, but i didn't put quite enough and it sorta soaked into the bread and disappeared.
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  2. Xavius

    Xavius Suit Monkey

    what kind of peanut butter do you guys have that actually makes your mouth stick together if non-diluted
    I eat peanut butter sandwiches all the time and cannot profess this problem
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  3. Acey

    Acey declaring us the nicest of the damned

    I can't speak for Jesse or Seebs obviously, but I for one find pure peanut butter sammiches (as in, just peanut butter and bread, no jam or honey or whatever) to be sticky-feeling, even if it doesn't actually make my mouth stick together in a literal sense? I don't know if that makes sense or not, but...yeah.

    Obviously YMMV, though--more power to you if you like 'em!
  4. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    let's see if i can make this work...

    IMG_1180.JPG IMG_1181.JPG

    ok it took some futzing to get them to stop being a) too big to upload and b) sideways, but there you go! i couldn't quite capture the way the sun shines through the icicles like they're faceted crystal, though.
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  5. Acey

    Acey declaring us the nicest of the damned

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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    yeah, i wrote that before you explained. considering you usually put so much in that i find your generosity heartwarming and a bit silly, it was still surprising.
  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    perhaps you have a special peanut butter eating technique, because it always gums up my mouth unless there's honey or jelly or something.
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  8. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    For me it's the bread itself. It doesn't matter what's in it, peanut butter or ham or whatever, it's always gummy and gross if it's sandwich bread. It sticks to the roof of my mouth. Do not want.

    Hot dog buns, or hamburger buns are okay.

    Toasted sammich bread is really good tho, and makes the gummy bit go away. You can only lightly toast it if you don't want the cronch

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  9. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord


    i feel so much less like a crumbling papery husk. the humidity is rising. there's a flood warning, of course, because it's slush season in minnesota. but the antarctic desert time is over.

    (now it's time to make bets on how long it'll take me to recover from weeks of continual sensory overload in the form of aching itchy eyes, rough itchy skin, itchy itchy itchy scalp, ITCHY beard, and did i mention the eyes, and sinus headaches and crusty nostrils and OH GOD MY EYES. it was UNRELENTING. every second of every day. baking soda baths and body lotion only took the edge off for an hour at a stretch. it's still p awful but at least it's lessening. i wouldn't be surprised if i'm useless for another week on the overload.)

    i could probably get into the pool today if i had help. i'm not sure i have the executive function to make it happen. and i hesitate to ask seebs to help with lifty tasks like taking off the pool cover bc they have both their wrists in braces. it's on the table though. it's possible.

    i might just lounge around like a loaf of fail, enjoying my eyeballs.
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  10. kmoss

    kmoss Under Construction


    I'm so glad! this week I looked at my coat and COULD not force myself to put it on again, so I've been wearing a hoodie for two days. it's cold but not bad (Seattle is just now re-entering the rainy season)
    spring! is! coming!
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  11. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    thank u for fixing that. my shrinkydink has told me many times not to slag myself down, and i know she's right and wise, but it's still hard not to like... pre-emptively call myself lazy and weak so no one else can do it. but no one is going to, because i don't hang out with people who talk that kind of shit, so it's just a bad reflex. i gotta train myself out of it like i used to train myself out of bad reflexes in sports, like flinching away from a face-aimed ball in soccer instead of heading it, or closing my eyes when i pulled the trigger in target shooting.

    yes, i will lounge like a loaf of recovery, absorbing moisture from the air and love from the cat. (love is stored in the cat.)
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  12. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    We can be loaves together. I messed up getting food soon enough and now everything is awful.
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  13. Acey

    Acey declaring us the nicest of the damned

    I’m SO glad the weather is looking up for you, dude!! It’s finally getting nice here too...so glad spring is on its way!
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  14. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    so is it just me being a big dumb marvel fanboy, or is america from hetalia basically steve rogers with tony stark's personality? and glasses.
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  15. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    he's a little less fighty than either of them imo but yes
  16. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    well, he does like to declare himself the hero, but i'm not sure what he'd do if provided with a supervillain.
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  17. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    i conquered my bad mood with kitchen magic. i made chocolate rice pudding by eyeball and guesswork with leftovers, and it is DELICIOUS. i am MIGHTY and UNCONQUERABLE.

    om nom thor.gif
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  18. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    speaking of mightiness, did i ever show you guys the old pics of seebs and me that everyone said look like loki and thor? i'm not altogether convinced of the resemblance myself, but we certainly were young and had a lot of hair.


    like thor, i am smarter than i look, and enjoy hitting things. like loki, seebs is whatever gender the mood of the moment suggests, and full of mischief. also, i ship us.
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2019
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  19. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    seebs twitter, proof of trickster:

    Screen Shot 2019-03-15 at 12.37.41 AM.png
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  20. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I'm not sure whether I expect that to actually be the video or not.
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