Bizarre book covers

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by ChelG, Nov 10, 2020.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Smart Bitches Trashy Books has their regular Cover Snark, and I couldn't find a thread for similar fun here, so here we go. I'll break the ice with this... thing which caught my eye.
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    This appears to be two children's heads on adult's bodies, though my sister thinks the girl's face is that of a Teresa doll with creepy glowing eyes, with their outfits and hair drawn on over the top and cartoon crystals in the girl's hand. Note that the most white-looking kid of the two is the one wearing a dollar-store Native American costume, and the characters according to the blurb are supposed to be kids so I don't know why he's so ripped, and the costume exposing his hips and probably his butt is incredibly creepy. The background is a Van de Graaf generator and the foreground is... possibly an incredibly over-filtered stone archway?

    Naturally, I bought the book immediately.
     
    Last edited: Nov 10, 2020
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Look closely at the guy's hand.
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    SBTB: "They totally photoshopped out a guitar, and photoshopped babies in."
     
    Last edited: Nov 16, 2020
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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    Why does the bear have to be on fire?
     
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  4. Acey

    Acey cool as an amphibian

    Because fire is hot, duh
     
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  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Presented without comment:
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