Smart Bitches Trashy Books has their regular Cover Snark, and I couldn't find a thread for similar fun here, so here we go. I'll break the ice with this... thing which caught my eye. This appears to be two children's heads on adult's bodies, though my sister thinks the girl's face is that of a Teresa doll with creepy glowing eyes, with their outfits and hair drawn on over the top and cartoon crystals in the girl's hand. Note that the most white-looking kid of the two is the one wearing a dollar-store Native American costume, and the characters according to the blurb are supposed to be kids so I don't know why he's so ripped, and the costume exposing his hips and probably his butt is incredibly creepy. The background is a Van de Graaf generator and the foreground is... possibly an incredibly over-filtered stone archway? Naturally, I bought the book immediately.