Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

Woof erskin is a goofy sweetheart but also kind of an unapologetic eugenicist. Whoopsies.

 

Weirdly enough, woof erskin might be a more pure objectivist than fedora bro? I hadn't thought of this before.

 

well, you gotta have shapely calves for the ladies, you know!

 

I just made like 3 plates of potato pancake and my roommates helped me stuff em down. we are the fittest. at least, for hibernating this winter...

 

man, having them make this shithead be not a shithead sounds a lot less funny than just making fun of him for awhile until he storms off on his own again. do you think it'd be fun to play?

then again, i'm bad at writing assholes who stay assholes. but i was really gonna try with this guy!

 

Remember that wolf facts post where the alpha general wolf directs his army unit pack from behind w the old and the sick driven put front as canon fodder

Thats this guys level of wolf knowledge.

 

Lord Fedora's movie script has just gone from 'werewolves work like a renfair, right?' to 'oh! werewolves work like a prison gang!'.

Good thing you got them manly paws, Bel.

 

i consulted lists of the whitest names (statistically) and hereby dub him: Rhett Williams

 

btw i finally obtained the human catnip i've been trying to get for several months now so uh tonight i am 90% eating cake and 10% pecking keys very slowly and deliberately. so i'll be intermittent. i hope you feel better from your cold thing soon?

 

also i can't really figure out what would be good/funny to happen from here that isn't a tedious morality play on Educate The Straight. or bel just kicking his butt.