Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

yeah, it's harder than i expected and also less fun. the dialogue and actions just aren't coming to me. maybe enough bad shit happens to this guy that he gets chased out of the park? wolves actually show up, or he gets clobbered by a moose, and swears off doing this whole Back To Nature Werewolf King thing forever.

we can always try again with another jerk later!

 

yeah in my head it would have been absurd enough for bel to be right on board with playing 'get a load of this guy' cam. as it's playing out, he's just a tedious shitfuck no one would want to be around, even for lols.

 

what if the wolves show up like 'hey hi what's up' and this guy is such an asshole he just runs up and bites one

and bel and erskin are like 'haha bye'

 

things to consider: lady wolf, widowed or divorced sometime last year, thoughtfully flirting bel up.

 

"ma'am—"



"ma'am if you would— aafhksvhgl—"



"ma'am if you WOULD STOP DOING THAT PLEASE"

 

What do you think of them merging into her pack for the duration of the moon, and having a much better time? I don't actually know if wolf packs are chill about welcoming in random strangers, even hot polite ones, but Erskin's a smooth talker and maybe werewolves are as gregarious and adept at making friends as humans are.

Or they could just head out on their own and politely keep to themselves and relinquish their kills whenever challenged, and have a nice time that way.

 

Hmm, after more reading, it might make more sense for them to just keep to themselves. Late autumn isn't really close enough to breeding season for the girls in the pack to be eying up handsome strangers, I don't think? At this point they'd still be kind of a tight family and close ranks to strangers.

 

yeah let's go with 'hey, werewolves!'. it could be nice. we can always summarize when we're bored. i don't have any plotty ideas for after this. maybe we could switch back to the space navy au.

 

should we sum up the rest of the day? i think they just jog off for awhile and then set up camp again at night.... they might need to make a permanent camp wherever they get to before Bel can't turn human anymore, or they're never going to get the tent up. Maybe they realize this too late and are like 'welp!'.

 

oops, yeah, if you don't mind, i thought you were going to! if you don't want to i guess i can make something up!

ETA: the long pause was mostly me wrestling with my storenvy. i hate uploading stuff.