Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

they have indeed not yet done butt stuff!

 

Yeah i don't think he's had the time or experience to do The Full Buttsex with anyone, but he's probably been fingered? Gives them something to work up to!

I bet gay werewolves who are wolfier than Bel tend to do a lot of intercrural sex. He's probably happily done that from both positions with... some friend or another. I don't think he's had all that many partners in this AU.

 

haha, i like that. i'm debating over whether thick leather or silver-washed chainmail would be better for a werewolf hunter. plate armor is expensive and conspicuous, yknow! i think werewolf hunters would definitely want to protect legs and arms more than their core, since werewolves would be aiming to drag them down by a limb. i guess chainmail wouldn't really protect against crush or puncture damage, just slicing? so stiff, boiled leather could be best, it'd protect against puncture damage and even some crushing.

i wonder if cloaks would like... help or hinder that? on one hand the cloak gives a wolf an obvious target to grab on to and drag. on the other hand, it would obscure and distract from the limbs, making it harder for wolves to grab and drag those. also while a wolf was pulling on a cloak hem, the hunter would know exactly where it was while not having any limbs in danger, and could spin around and stab. so on the balance probably cloaks are a good idea. maybe it works as a trap for werewolves who are too dim to realize that their clever 'grab the cloak and pull the guy over' maneuver's been anticipated.

THOUGHTS.

 

erskin would absolutely try to escape until he was trapped, whereupon he would do exactly the stupid wolf thing of trying to pull the hunter down by his cloak, and get stabbed for it. then bel could go tyler durden on the guy's face. afterwards bel could try and get erskin to a vet or something.

it could also be interesting if the hunter did his best to panic them on a night near the full moon, for maximum intelligence disparity, because it would completely work on erskin, but bel would be able to pull himself together even with erskin going to hysterical pieces right beside him.

 

by the way, i was thinking erskin's messed-up-leg-story in this AU was due to a run in with a leg-hold trap in his teens. he recovered from pretty well on four legs, but obviously is a little stiff on two legs and it probably hurts after a (frustratingly slow) mile or two, so he had even more reason to not give a fuck about being human ever.

anyway i figured the leg-hold trap was just something a fur trapper set and he blundered into by bad luck, but we could change it to the much more dramatic werewolf hunter werewolf trap. maybe a fur trapper actually came along and rescued him, or a kindly hiker or something, and the werewolf hunter was hecka pissed off.

 

I like the idea that in the werewoof au, Bel likes Erskin human best and misses him when he's not, even if there's good things about being wolves too, and Erskin is just the reverse. But it's not a huge tragic thing.

 

haha, nice. i was thinking if they ever passed through a city in wolf form (which i guess they wouldn't) erskin could demonstrate his pigeon fishing technique of stealing some bread, then putting it in an alleyway and hiding behind a dumpster. then pouncing on whatever flutters down. also works great on the beach with seagulls.

do woodrats really steal shiny things? that's adorable.

 

what if they meet a bear!