Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

...ok if bel unboxes a robot while erskin is watching, and then bel gets punched in the face by a killbot, erskin will laugh hard enough to fall over. and then probably get kicked by a killbot.

 

yeah! cute.

 

how would bel feel about any of the Unsavory Friends hitting on erskin, because that could be pretty funny

 

I think Bel doesn't understand that he is now the star of a lot of personal fantasies right now. Drop Down And Give Me Twenty Blowjobs, Ensign kind of fantasies. You're All Disgraceful Slackers Now Line Up For Spankings fantasies.

 

there may or may not be some steamy chatlogs galley could unethically forward......orrr read out loud.

i enjoy the idea of bel trying to work on something very important with some ensigns and wondering if one of them was the one who told their friend the other night they would like bel to punish them for misbehavior by [insert incredibly intricate and obscene paragraph here].

 

okay also what if one of the chatlogs is a pitch-pale flip that galley accidentally plows into because he didn't read ahead and goes from 'sadistically amused' to 'incredibly embarrassed' about and bel is like NO, GO ON, AND THEN WHAT and later relays all the filthy details to pancho.

bel: i am a hard man. a bad and dangerous man. unhinged by my past; will this liquid rainbow ever wash from these cruel claws?
ensign hotcakes: i will accept any punishments you deal to me, commander! because i know in the core of my soul that somewhere in you is a good man. a good man who needs a good boy. to lick him clean. and bear his wounds. and waken the tender upwell'd spring 'neath his heaving, muscular bosom.
actual bel: i don't think that's how anything works? ever.
actual pancho: *hysterical sporfling*

 

the first thing pancho does to bel upon seeing him again is tenderly cup his heaving, muscular bosom. it needs soothing. or staunching. anyway something is leaking and she is here to fix it.

 

Poor Bel! Erskin and Galley are just obligated to give each other shit to the theme of 'you are a hideous mess please stop making words'. Kind of ironically, since Erskin is directly responsible for Galley being kept so safe, healthy, and neatly groomed in this AU.

((I think Lu really did her best in the main RP considering like... everything that was fucking happening, tho! it must just be easier to captain a mad bastard helmsman when you're an actual regular captain and not a fifteen-year-old juggalo just coming off a hideously abusive nightmare brainfuck relationship. Kids and fun!))