Boat Trolls

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by jacktrash, May 25, 2015.

  1. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    haha yeah my special interest is animals and i could spend hours and hours relating awesome animal facts and stories except generally no one wants me to do that. their loss! i just learned today that:

    "A study in Wyoming discovered that during hunting season, the sound of a gunshot draws ravens in to investigate a presumed carcass, whereas the birds ignore sounds that are just as loud but harmless, such as an airhorn or a car door slamming."

    http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/common_raven/lifehistory

    is that sick or what? ravens in canada can have a range of like sixty miles, and they buddy up to local wolf packs, sometimes even leading them to dead or wounded prey. the ravens wait for the wolves to tear open the carcass and scatter it around, then flutter in and eat up all the raven-sized nibbles— an especially great tactic for winter, when dead moose go from 'tough to open' to 'leather popsicle'.
     
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  2. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    rad!!! I think corvids are extremely rad, I will listen to whatever corvids facts you impart. :D I used to want a pet crow when I was a bby bluefox. now I realize it is illegal most places and probably impractical/unethical anyway, but. whiiiine.
     
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  3. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    INTERESTING CROW FACT: a researcher on a college campus stopped being able to trap and tag crows pretty quickly, because the ones he caught and released told everyone else that he was a bad guy. crows, like tumblr users, will go mob anything one of their gang starts screaming the mob scream at, and they'll remember what— and even who— they attacked. and teach new crows to attack that guy. they didn't start attacking all the humans, or even all the guys who looked like the researcher, just him. they knew his face. so, the researcher had to switch to using his wife to set the traps, but after a month or so she was getting mobbed. they switched to interns, who, after awhile, had to start wearing masks— so of course the crows learned to attack assholes in masks. i don't recall how this situation got resolved. maybe they just went through a lot of masks.
     
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  4. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    OH YEAH I READ ABOUT THAT
     
  5. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    do u have more crow facts

    #i sent u an ask a looong time ago #when I was a baby bluefox #about how hemostuck terezi had a bird cane which I thought was a dove #and u were like its a crow!!! and told me how cool crows are
     
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  6. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    ahhhh they're all such dorks it's great
     
  7. Lissiel

    Lissiel Dreaming dead

    ERSKIN ASPERA YOU FABULOUS ASSHOLE ILU
     
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  8. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i will happily listen to so many awesome animal facts roach you don't even know

    i recall reading that crows and ravens in some areas will follow anyone carrying a gun, in the anticipation of delicious free innards when hunters gut their deer to make them easier to pack out, and that this led to a photographer being followed around by birds because he was carrying a camera tripod
     
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  9. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    so i've started reading boat trolls (currently on chapter 9 of book 2) and as well as having feels about, well, the actual boat trolls (galley, i'm looking at u, mister), i'm having feels about rping itself. 'cause, like, i haven't really read the ooc planning/commentary or whatever so i can't be totally sure, but you guys just seem so in sync, to just rp really well together...

    and yeah, that reminds me of when i once had a very long rp on tumblr, with someone that was very wonderful together with me, like that. (and then, non-rp shit went down and yeah... totally sunk it. *sigh*) it was different, of course, 'cause i was rping a canon character and it wasn't homestuck, but yeah... feels. meta-feels, really!

    i really miss it...

    this isn't entirely relevant, i know, but i felt the urge to mention it anyway.
     
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  10. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Well, at least you get the chance to do that now!
     
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  11. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    fuckin' highbloods. xD
     
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  12. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    The hotel bill is going to be thirty pages long, with the end total scribbled out and rewritten as simply, "ALL the money"
     
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  13. vegacoyote

    vegacoyote dog metaphores and pedanticism

    ... Know what? Masonry. This would be an excellent skill for either of these guys to learn.
     
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  14. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD, THIS IS PERFECT
     
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  15. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    I am heartily of the opinion that the best sex is when you can stop for a minute and giggle at yourselves/situations/interruptions/etc and get right back to it.

    (Therefore this is perfect <3)
     
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  16. rainbowbarnacle

    rainbowbarnacle Cat Aggrandizer

    Beldaran ~: Oh shit. Bel and Erskin are about to do some kind of crazy trust excercise involving sex and a glass window.
    Beldaran ~: How is this going to go...
    rainbowbarnacle: oooooh my XD
    rainbowbarnacle: hopefully not with jethro peeking down from the top floor and going "Y'all need Signless."
    Beldaran ~: Y'ALL NEED SIGNLESS XD
    Beldaran ~: You should post that to the boat trolls thread. XD
    rainbowbarnacle: >:D
    rainbowbarnacle: oh god what if the dishdish gets a snapshot
    Beldaran ~: OH GOD
    rainbowbarnacle: "just when we thought the moons had set, we found another pair!"
     
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  17. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    jethro is gonna send lainey a pic of the erskin-shaped hole in the bedroom wall
     
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  18. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    Here's how the rest of that convo went:

    Beldaran ~: Some rando should see it by chance and submit it to the gossip blog though, since dishdish girl is getting to be pretty good friends with them.
    Beldaran ~: Like, if that were to actually happen.
    rainbowbarnacle: *nodnodnod*
    rainbowbarnacle: maybe the dish dish's rival paper
    Beldaran ~: "She SAYS that she's been showing [place name]'s hottest internet celebrity couple around town, but [paper name] clearly doesn't have the scoop on this delicious 'dish' freshly on display. [troll name] might be losing her edge, but clearly Lord Aspera and Mr. Kadros are pushing their rivalry to new heights and depths as revealed by this exclusive photo."
     
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2015
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  19. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i need someone to draw that snapshot more than i need breakfast or clean clothes
     
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  20. Beldaran

    Beldaran 70% abuse and 30% ramen

    Okay, so, I've been blathering at Aud about about songs for Cloris' relationships, and I've found some good ones. Actually, honestly, I've been listening to Eliza Rickman too much but these fit so perfectly.

    Broken-up Cloris/Lu: Through An Aquarium
    Cloris/Erskin: Cinnamon Bone (like, hella)
    Cloris/ANYONE: Black Rose
     
    Last edited: Aug 3, 2015
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