Boat Trolls

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by jacktrash, May 25, 2015.

  1. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    Now the fun question:

    Upon sobering up, will Carmin
    A) Never be able to look Bel in the eye EVER AGAIN without furiously blushing
    Or
    B) Eyebrow-waggle at him forever and give him his Stripper Name.
     
    Last edited: Nov 11, 2015
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  2. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

    Next question:

    Will Erskin, Pancho, Galley, and Murphy
    A) never speak of this again
    or
    B) have way too much fun with it?
     
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  3. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

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  4. Silvereye

    Silvereye 89 White Paladin Traverses The Cosmos

    So Roach mentioned Imperial Radch in the planning thread and I started thinking about ships and captains.

    I had the impression that Ships in Imperial Radch were sort of compelled to love their captains, bypassing the 'normal' way they found favourites. Killing a ship's captain is always treated as this "the fuck are you expecting" idea in the books, protagonist says at some point that there are captains you like because they're captains and there are captains you like-like (but apparently there are no captains that you don't care about). I get the feeling a Ship's captain can't ever be an unfavourite. It sort of makes sense, because the captain and the Ship have the most control over the crew's lives. If Ship doesn't like the captain, the situation may devolve into a series of very Radchaai passive-agression contests and no one wants that in close quarters,. So it may seem better for whoever builds the AIs to mildly brainwash the Ships so that they always like the captain a little.

    Anyway, now I'm thinking, do the sleazier captains in Space Navy AU ever try to compel their Helmsmen to like-like them? Not like or respect them because they're nice decent people, not simply box Helmsmen in with brain-zapper programming, but try to alter their brains to the point where they genuinely like the captain, no matter what the Helmsman would think on their own.

    ...this is a fridge horror I'm not sure I needed.
     
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  5. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    Erskin, the whole "uphold the chain of command" thing is rather undercut when you end disciplinary sentences with "and a spanking". :-)
     
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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i bet doling out official punishments to your subordinate kismesis is a classic porn plot :D
     
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  7. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    Cue anticipatory squealing.
    Huge grin, hands on face, the works.
     
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  8. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    ... wat. Oh no he's adorable. They're adorable. I'm having pale feels for a fictional fish captain.
     
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  9. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    We ALL would.
     
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  10. OtherCat

    OtherCat a being of mysterious happenstance

    Reading the planning thread is such a guilty pleasure. I can't wait for all the spoilers to happen. :D
     
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  11. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    So this is totally unrelated to what's going on in current RP threads. I just thought that it's pretty much only other Boat Trolls fans who are going to appreciate what @Anomal(eee) and I's fantroll helmsmen get up to. (We are such nerds that we sneak in references to other fan RPs in our fan RPs. Also our sense of humor is kind of horrible. Just FYI.)

    DB: > Um. I kinda wish that we had more of the older ships online right now besides just Stormwind, because you know they’ll just be all NO COMPROMISE NO QUARTER TO OUR OPPRESSORS 6969~!!!ONE9 <

    BB: fuck that dude

    BB: she’s not an oppressor

    DB: > Pass, and yeah, that’s pretty obvious to you and me, but he’s... in need of a processor upgrade, shell we say. <

    DB: > *SHALLLLLL fuck I made a fishpun fuck I hate everything ugh I need to wash out my thinkpan with hull cleaner. <

    BB: shooooooooosh deebs

    BB: *pap pap pap*

    BB: hull cleaner only goes on the outside
     
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  12. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    galley would disagree

    D: TOO SOON
     
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  13. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    TOO SOON was pretty much my reaction, lol. I had to stop writing for a sec to just roll around and go 'aaa accidental feels, dammit Galley!' D:
     
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  14. Silvereye

    Silvereye 89 White Paladin Traverses The Cosmos

    I am extremely interested in that Conscription Poster and would love to see a visual replica of one.

    especially if the blueblood is Bel
     
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  15. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    cupcakes for whoever draws it

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. roach

    roach hump rumpus professional

    [​IMG]

    like this but more swords and less clothes. i like to imagine that alternian We Want You posters are basically softcore porn that heavily implies their branch of service is basically continuous making out with hotties, while being a hottie, and every now and then kicking the head off an alien or shooting a really cool gun through some walls.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    I love how pervasive Boat Trolls has become in Homestuck Fanon. I just found yet another reference to Sunslammer Down in yet another fanfiction written by someone not directly involved in Boat Trolls.

    Hell, I was incredibly tempted to make a reference in Lovve 8ites but wasn't sure if it was acceptable and was too shy to ask.

    It's a fandom-spanning Easter Egg.
     
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  18. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    it is so totally acceptable. :D
     
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  19. ...i actually have a pony pals book that i've been slowly but surely turning into starship pals.
     
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  20. Scheherazade

    Scheherazade It's a story fractal

    ...okay, seriously, this forum needs to get one of those buttons that lets you give hugs instead of likes, because I love everyone in this bar really keep wanting to hug people here.
     
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