Oh no, Vasiok is cute. Why is he cute. He is a terrible and ruthless criminal, and d'aww he kissed Lainey and Erskin on the head and told them to have fun in his quarters while he took care of the murderclowns.
is it bad that among the boat trolls i would most happily make out with, Vaziok is currently topping the list? i feel like that is not a Great Thing >_>
he's just so ... ugh yes please, let me sprawl on incredibly expensive chaise longues with incredibly expensive drinks and incredibly expensive food, and not worry about anything except who's getting off whom later and even then we shan't worry about it because it'll just be a grand night and tomorrow we'll do it again but in between let's swindle Her Imperious Condescension's Royal Nautical Bank of several billion boondollars and leave the vaults full of flowers just because, and oh let's paint our nails and also steal some jewelry and why not sit in her royal box at the opera for an evening performance and only watch if it's hemoegalitarian enough to make us giggle lasciviously but otherwise we'll just trollwatch between kisses and more drinks. augh *heart eyes*
sounds like you two would get along very nicely. :D what are your opinions on torpedoes and other rocketkind weaponry? if you enjoy explosions as well as classy crime, you should probably marry him.
torpedoes are lovely things, they cause great explosions but at long distances so you can watch from far away and no one even has to know it was you, unless you want them to of course. kaBOOM while it is excellent fun to pull off a heist in very sexy espionage wear and not trip any alarms but smooch all the guards with knockout lipstick, it is also excellent fun to take potshots at something from across the way with a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher and cheer every time something flies off the building particularly spectacularly. and sometimes you just want to make very large explosions for no reason other than to make very large explosions. that's fun too. (oh dear i'm making another fantroll.)
... i just read the synopsis and i must say i concur. that does indeed sound like Bel Kadros On The Silver Screen
Explicitly autistic kid is forced to learn to push through overload through combat. Ends up becoming an accountant for various high-powered crime rings because 1, crazy good at math/patterns 2, crazy good at killing shit. The synopsis would definitely word it better. Played by Ben Affleck! Actually appeared to portray autistic folks respectfully and made it very clear that kid's dad's response of "Well if bright lights and loud noises upset him, he needs MORE because the world isn't a Safe Zone!" was very fucked up and abusive. Edit: Parts might be kinda awful because there's cuts to him deliberately overloading himself with a flashing light and loud music and pressure stimulation
Can I just thank Boat Trolls and the existence of Bel and Eskine for giving me an pitch relationship to aspire to <3< (Please note I am like 75% asleep and therefore may not be spelling all that well)
@Kaylotta and this is how I found out we're now mutuals on tumblr! HI HI HOW ARE YOU HI I'm lilacsofthedead if you didn't already know :D