Cat Rules. Very Important.

Discussion in 'That's So Meta!' started by Codeless, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    I CAUGHT THE DOT

    noms dot
     
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  2. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Yay! What does red dot taste like?
     
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  3. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Hmm. Doesn't really taste like anything.
    Why were we even chasing this thing, it's not even worth it
    why would they taunt us with such a terrible morsel
     
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  4. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

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  5. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    LASER KITTY
     
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  6. soulsuckingisaacnewton

    soulsuckingisaacnewton strange fuzzy creature

     
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  7. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    i demand headscritches. these are important.
    also warm napping spots.
     
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  8. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Has New Meta been opened to everyone? Noticing a lot of new people
     
  9. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Boop, wrong thread methinks?
     
  10. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Yep.
    (The question still stands though.)
     
  11. rje

    rje here comes the sun

    The magic words to get out of doing anything in my house is "Can't. There's a cat." and then you gesture helplessly to the cat or cats perched upon your person. Be sure to look really sad, like IF ONLY you didn't have Cat, you'd totally do the thing.
     
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  12. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I keep trying to use that excuse with our dog, since he is a cat-sized and cat-like dog, but roomies just ask if I need help being rescued. And then they move him if I say yes.
     
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  13. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    what if it is a food that might hurt the cat?
     
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  14. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Why would you be so terribly RUDE as to bring food that is dangerous for cat into cats house!?!?!?!!!
    Ask Catsuggest, they agree, is terribly rude and mean!
     
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  15. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    ...because I like chocolate? alas.
     
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  16. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    now, if the cat asks for food, and you give it to them, and they don't like it, what do? :P
     
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  17. Lazarae

    Lazarae Everything is wrong so why behave?

    Cats are fickle! You just accept that the cat has changed their mind. Maybe they'll deign to share.
     
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  18. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    how to eat cheese:
    1. lick until gooey
    2. stick it to dad's pants
    3. leave
     
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  19. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Of all the dead threads I expected to get updated, this was not one of them.
    That said, I'm glad it is. Meow.
     
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  20. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    Cat rules: if you enter the kitchen you must give cat food

    if anything interesting is on the counter, cat must touch

    cat also allowed to sit on the drying mat next to the dishes
     
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