Catching all 151, er, 368, er ... a lot: The Pokemon Infodump Party!

I got a wild geodude without leaving my room!... there is a growlithe somewhere in my area but i dont feel like out anymore :(

 

Wild Pokemon just keep wandering into my apartment. I just caught an Eevee in my living room.

And it appears someone has put Lure Modules on two of the Pokespots at the park across the street but I would have to put pants on to go check that out.

 

Theres an eevee too!! Aaaaaahhhh!!!! i want to go out and catch them but i dont at the same time. I just got back from grocery store

 

Spoiler: tw death

oh my fuck a teen in wyoming found a dead body floating in a river while playing go. he might've never have been found if go wasnt a thing

 

Swalot

and
DEOXYS

are the same height

if that doesnt fucking making you scared of swalot. then consider this

D8 D8 D8

 

ALSO
the biggest Gourgeists can be the same size as deoxys

this thing
can be fucking 5'7" tall
D8

 

I was so close to catching an eevee and then I think the ball rolled away?? I do not know

this is so exciting

I've never played Pokemon before

I just ran around in the rain catching pokemon, I'm soaked, this is awesome

 

sadly, i am currently not in possession of a device that runs pokemon go .._.."
once i have acquired one, i shall join you.

 

pokemon go is the first time I've ever been excited and wanted to get into a pokemon game for any reason other that the one time I played like two levels of a game on someone's handheld thing to make them happy!

it's just deeply amusing to me that I was the target demographic at the height of the first wave of pokemon craze and I managed to nearly completely avoid it until now

 

Yahahahaaaa, I figured out what combination of things I had to delete on my phone and found a compatible SD card so I can actually finally get the game without crashing my phone and render the keyboard inaccessible. Now I just need to wait until I head home before I can try again with this thing.

 

So far up to level three, including a Paras. I wonder when the plans are to get other regions besides Kanto because holy shit I would like a Sylveon or a Flaafy. I love obnoxiously cute pink things with high special attack. Sadly large lack of mons at my apartment, but there's two Centers less than a mile away, so that's fair.

Also, found a local gym but it's locked down by Team Valor. I was hoping to join Team Mystic, but I'm down to clown with Valor if it's just them or Instinct in this town.

 

I joined Mystic because blue and also because Mystic had the gym at the park... just in time for said gym to get taken over by Valor.

[UPD8: Mystic just took back the gym in the park AND the one down the block Instinct had! :D]

 

I joined mystic because I liked it best, and I'm convincing the neighborfriends to join it when they hit 5 :333

I missed at least two because the gym up the road has been both red and yellow, but I don't know who >:[ so clearly the solution is to go up every time they reclaim it and hope to find the Other Nerds

 

:D :D :D
sooooooooo I got it working!!!!
and now my team so far is: Harry the Charmander, Birb the Spearow, Aggie the Rattata, Spike the Weedle, and Carrie the Kakuna.
I do not have a set naming scheme...
I hope they include other gens eventually, so I can get a Pumpkaboo. they are so good and fat. fat ghosts are important.

 

I encountered at least half a dozen other people playing Pokemon Go out in the woods this morning! Haul: the usual Pidgeys and Rattatas, a Weedle, a Caterpie, a Paras, a Clefairy, a Zubat, and a Magmar that was just hanging out under a bridge.

 

I did not know Pokemon could run away from battle

Farewell sweet Pikachu, I hope we meet again!

 

I'm in Canada and I'm so. Goddamn. Jealous.
Soon, my pretties! Soon!!

 

Went to the park to hit the Pokestops and the gym...

Me: Glad there aren't any Zubats running around this morning--oh hey, that egg I got yesterday is hatching--

Freshly hatched Zubat: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

I named it "TXMosquito."