clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

incredibly strong urge to take my girlfriend to disneyland someday

 

My bestie is taking her boyfriend this fall and she’s pretty hyped, I think you and the gf would probably have a good time.

 

man i legit wish there were real live aliens at area 51 :(

...actually they’d be captive so that’s not great nvm

 

the first su episode to make me cry was watermelon steven i shit u not

 

TW baby death

 

@Verily raises some important points here:

aceyyy - Last Friday at 9:28 PM
important question
pumpkin vs. cat steven
which one is more baby

Verily - Last Friday at 9:34 PM
oh good question
i’d say pumpkin if only because cats who are past their toddler stage are probably a little more capable of self sufficiency than pumpkin

aceyyy - Last Friday at 9:36 PM
probably true

Verily - Last Friday at 9:36 PM
who i imagine probably gets stuck under the same piece of furniture at least twice a week
and will find a way to get stuck no matter how much pumpkin-proofing you do

aceyyy - Last Friday at 9:37 PM
pumpkin is doing her best but...she's a puppy basically
extremely baby

Verily - Last Friday at 9:37 PM
yeah

aceyyy - Last Friday at 9:37 PM
that's definitely canon

Verily - Last Friday at 9:37 PM
and a pumpkin, and therefore gourd

 

Am I Hungry Or Nauseated: a novel by me

 

t i r e d

 

update: wifi stopped being a fuck and now i have splatoon 2 ;u;

 

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF REUNITED DOESN'T WIN THE EMMY IT GOT NOMINATED FOR I WILL FIGHT THE EMMY COMMITTEE IRL

 

look

i am just still so fucking mad that mr. greg didn't win okay >:C

 

the fact that garnet's instagram username in the dove short is apparently ogrupphirefan kills me

i love her

she ships herself

she likes her

 

rupphire...Good, wholesome, adorable,

 

Spoiler: big

my mom is adorable

 

hot take: john flansburgh is just as brilliant a musician and songwriter as john linnell and if you claim to love tmbg but don't care about flans you're Wrong

 

i stan flans

i'm a john stansburgh

(to be fair i stan literally everyone in tmbg soooooo)

 

my new baguette title is a reference to this absolute banger:

 

AND THE NECK ROLLS AREN'T WORKING
NO THE NECK ROLLS AREN'T WORKING
NO THE NECK ROLLS AREN'T WORKING LIKE YOU SAAAAAAIIIIIIID~

 

Spoiler: big