clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

had some delicious eggs benedict for lunch bc life is too short to limit any food to a specific time of day. all-day breakfast ftw

 

incidentally, breakfast today was leftover pizza. FUCK SOCIETAL FOOD EXPECTATIONS I DO WHAT I WANT.

 

i may have already mentioned this in here but if i ever get rats again i'm gonna get two boy rats and name them rat groening and rat chapman

might get a third and name him rat wilson?

(the joke is that i'd be naming them all after cartoonists named matt, for the record, if you didn't know!)

 

my mom has announced that garnet is her fave gem

 

also i would call them gray, chap, and wil for short probably

 

watching su with my mom is legit a delight

her favorite characters are connie and garnet and her favorite episode so far is the answer (which presumably means she is rupphire trash and that's good af)

 

also she seems to agree with me on amethyst and vidalia being amicable exes!

 

i slept well last night but for SOME FUCKING REASON i've fallen asleep like...thrice today????????

 

Travel always does that to me.

 

That might be part of it. What’s weird is that I haven’t been like that most of the trip, even though I’ve had trouble getting to bed?

 

Ye, energy HYPE in the first few days, but then it builds up and crashes.

 

That would make a lot of sense. XD

 

very fond of my new icon...she Blushu

 

amethyst outfit power rankings, not counting flashbacks:

1. current one with shorts and tiddy window
2. black tank
3. og ame
4. that white tank that didn't suit her at all

 

i'm basing rose's terrible half-assed attempt at polyamory in my fic off my ex bc i'm a petty bitch and it's...p accurate to what happened in canon anyway lol

 

pls

 

THIS ONE TOO

 

Fanfiction trope:

Snowed in together

 

They never saw the avalanche headed for their cabin before it crushed them.

 

Oh Rose... why did you do this to me