clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

it’s normal to be gay for opal right

 

Tbh more people should value Jam Buds like that... I’ve never been so sold on a cute baby ship before.

 

IKR?? they’ve got genuinely one of the sweetest and most real friendship/romance arcs i’ve ever seen, it feels so organic and they’re fucking adorable to boot. what good content. <3

edit: and don’t even get me started on how many Het Romance Cliches it completely subverts

 

Spoiler: su movie spoilers

the utterly gratuitous pearlmethyst during independent together is still so fucking good. they’re so good and gay

 

actually if you ever want me to ramble about this ship just ask bc i have a LOT of Feelings about these babeys

 

Spoiler: pearlrose mention

one of the great things about pearlmethyst is that pearl finally gets a LEGIT Big Tiddy Quartz GF like she clearly has always dreamed of

and amethyst would probably be a much better gf than rose was at this point anyway lbr

 

Spoiler

I’m never gonna be over Them but pearlmethyst is wonderful and I’m happy for her.

 

It doesn’t have to be like this:

Pearl + Amethyst

Peridot

Amethyst has TWO hands:

Pearl + Amethyst + Peridot

 

this is true but i don’t know how pearl would feel about that :P

(amedot Good tho)

 

Personally I like Pearlidot fine, it’s not a favorite but it’s good. Nerdshipping.

 

I could never really see it myself, but there’s probably some fic out there that could convince me!

 

Rose Quartz is... :^)

 

i’m not sure if “sexy” is necessarily a Positive Character Trait but i absolutely agree regardless

 

Rose’s Rack

 

I didn’t say she was? But I also agree.

 

I’m joking :P

(mostly, i am not joking about her being hot)

 

sexy is the most positive character trait

 

ah, but does it speak to one’s integrity as a person?

plus lbr pearl’s the hottest character anyway

newsflash half the gems are hot and i’m gay

 

nobody:
me: john spinel was funny and the fact that basically no one reblogged it bc no one has fuckin heard of tmbg as a whole much less john linnell specifically is Unfair