clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

THANK FUCKING GOD AMETHYST EXISTS AND I CAN BE PROUD OF MY BDAY AGAIN TBFH...

 

Like, the Amporas are entertaining, sure! But also trashfires. Like. So much.

 

i can’t even be entertained by them tbh :(

 

amethyst is a trashfire but she’s trying her best. she’s creachin the best she can.

 

She’s doing really good!

 

fuck the “natural look” if i’m gonna wear makeup i’m gonna have FUN

 

“the unwelcome idea of clown nudity” is still the funniest string of words i’ve ever read

 

If I’d thought of that, it would go directly in the intentionally terrible fic ideas graveyard, but here you are making it as silly as it ought to be yet still sweet with an option on hot? They sound like they’re having a grand old time with this scenario, and that is where it is both sweet and potentially hot. Rose Lalonde ordering people around is just inherently sexy, I don’t make the rules.

 

Ngl I wrote it entirely for laughs, but I’m glad it works as a legit ship fic too! Dersecest Good. :D

 

*vibrates in thanksgiving dinner hype*

we just do my household and eat too much it’s very good

 

i need more Idiot Goblin Pearlmethyst in my life help

 

Concept: Pearl buys Amethyst some fancy, unusually shaped soaps. Amethyst, not realizing what they are, eats them.

 

GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE

except lbr she knows they’re soaps and eats them anyway

 

amethyst experiment: does fancy soap taste better

 

amethyst makes a tubetube channel and taste-tests various soaps y/y

 

Theres this guy who does a channel like that with various military rations and hes really positive and says "nice!" once hes got everything open and laid out

amethyst with like the opposite energy of like "WHATS UP im gonna put this in my FACE snorf snarf"
exasperated pearl noises from out of frame

 

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