clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

and i should clarify that i mean one of my friends—she’s only been fb friends with him for like a week

she just genuinely has Major Problems with transphobia (and every other type of bigotry)

 

my dad is the unholy fusion of dad crockerbert and greg universe

 

someone once jokingly described mr. greg as “pearl is gay: the musical” and i do not disagree with this assessment

 

i am so stoked for this fuckin year to be over

 

For today's song, here's a true classic: Birdhouse In Your Soul!

 

thats a v good video and songue and makes linnell seem vaguely threatening

(i had to double check bc i was only mostly sure that linnell was "skinny accordion angular man" and flans was "he has a beard, an round face, i have seen no pictures of this man wielding an accordion")

 

honestly linnell’s stare is SO INTENSE

and yeah, linnell plays keyboard and accordion and flans plays guitar! (they both play a ton of other things too but that’s what their Main Instruments are)

 

FUCK I LOVE STEVEN UNIVERSE

 

Spoiler: su spoilers

blue pearl likes to draw.........i support her

 

Like you!

 

i would do an art trade or collab with her for sure

 

my annual new years jams

 

goodbye 2018, you will not be missed bc u fuckin sucked BIG HAIRY DONKEY BALLS

 

joyous discovery: i can handle the amount of champagne in a mimosa!

see, i'm sensitive to sulfites, and champagne has a lot, so it gives me wicked bad headaches if i have more than a really small amount so i can't really have a glass of champagne at new years bc i don't like ringing in the new year feeling like shit :c

but cutting it with oj helped!! and it was delicious!! kinda like orangina actually, which i love.

 

i only need one more of the plush blind bag keychains (garnet) and one more of the foam ones (ruby) and then i’ll be free from blind bag hell for a while

 

GF IS GONNA BE ONLINE TODAY FUCK YEAH :D <3

 

i forgot to post a song yesterday so here are two

last wave!

the end of the tour! (warning, v v emotional, also one of the best songs ever made by anyone in the history of the universe)

 

bad news: furnace is borked and it's fuckin cold out
good news: i am all bundled up (t-shirt, thin pullover, fleece-lined flannel, short skirt, thick leggings, thick socks, docs, warm hat)...i am sof and warm like mash potato

 

FUCK i accidentally deleted john henry from my phone and said phone is having connection issues with itunes not recognizing it so fml i guess

hopefully we'll be getting new phones soon x_x