clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

Acey did you know about citrinemouse's little rat plushies

Im laughing also because

 

important content, thank u for sharing this with me!!

 

dumpling festival todayyyyy!

 

I HAVE NO ALCOHOL TOLERANCE...i only had two drinks and i'm v tipsy wtf

 

master ball? :3

 

this is tricky, but probably pikachu or some other cute electric pokemon. they could charge my electronics!

 

one week until A C E Y B O R T H

i'm officially gonna be in my late twenties. how fucked up is that

 

i've written barely anything for femslash february pls forgive me o sappho

 

so glad i finally have a good psychiatrist

 

Good luck with new brain technician!

 

Frog tapioca pearls...........

 

oh my god i need this

 

that is DELIGHTFUL and i LOVE IT

 

am cute!!

 

can't stop stimming with my hair. the buzzed bits are so fuzzy and good <3

 

BORED.

 

i'm half-german and the nazis would hate me for many reasons despite my dad's german heritage, and i'm very proud of that fact

live a life that the nazis would object to

 

death goals: have a corpse party. keep my skeleton as a family heirloom that must be passed down to my descendants forever. make it so the westboro baptist church pickets my funeral for me being a raging degenerate dyke.

 

broth?? brOTH