clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

i had the best bday!!

 

I LOVE MY FRIENDS

 

fanime cosplans:

• mystery girl (su)
• princess bean (disenchantment)
• adrian andrews (ace attorney)

 

pls ask me questions about the pearlmethyst road trip au y'all

 

How many borgers eaten
How many Fight

 

borger count: many, mostly consumed by ame
fight count: so many

 

Why are they going on a road trip in the first place? :Oc

 

OKAY SO it's a silly self-indulgent humanstuck thing as context but basically amethyst is like "PEARL LET'S GO ON A ROAD TRIP FOR FUNTIMES" and she does have very reasonable...reasons for not bringing someone else instead, but yeah she cajoles pearl into joining her and doing something fun and impulsive for once

(but lbr tho ame's real reason for inviting her was that she's got it B A D it's just that she and pearl are both dumbasses when it comes to Feelings so like fuck is she telling her that to begin with)

 

...... how far towards their goal do they get before they kiss?

 

kiss? probably about halfway
actually confess their feelings? WAY longer

 

tag yourself i'm "the basic premise is that you have a car and you are a lesbian"

 

"you must drive around in your car and make out with other lesbians"

 

"All conflicts are settled through either high-speed races or tense make-out sessions."

 

broke: calling it the road trip au
woke: calling it the car lesbians au

 

"Two stats: Hotness and Car"

 

friendship

 

Winner and plus 1 second winner for your dad.

 

my dad is so good :D