clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

Spoiler: pearlrose

me, writing angsty fucked up trashy pearlrose and sobbing: WHY MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF

 

Happy 4/20, everybody!

 

Spoiler: sex work, drugs, general darkfic bs

p-pearlmethyst runaway/hooker/drug dealer au...

just?? ame selling her hoarded stash of xanax in an attempt to keep a roof over their heads? pearl selling herself bc she thinks she has no worth outside of that and it's a living? they're looking out for each other but probably kinda codependent bc of it, and they're a couple of DEEPLY traumatized young adults who both ran away from home as teenagers and have no fucking clue how to navigate their emotions so it's just a mess

also pimp rose

 

Spoiler: darkfic trope tier list

no, i will not accept feedback

 

someone: what's ur fave 80s song
me: probably they'll need a crane

 

lol that list is almost the complete opposite of what mine would be XD

 

valid af!! to each their own :D

 

hot damn i look good in big round glasses

 

NEW LAPPY GET!!!

 

NICE are you gonna name it?

 

I dunno for sure just yet, but I'm pretty tempted to name him Hal...

 

i love infodumping so much and i love when my pals infodump at me...good, blessed

 

NO WAIT HE'S GOFFIK COLORED

VAMPIRE POTTER

 

Lmao so I just got the weirdest urge to get a black and red coffee maker just so I could call it a goffee maker, and I am 100% blaming you for this egregious punning fyi

 

ABSOLUTELY IDEAL

 

friends who happily let me bounce my problematic fic ideas off them are the bestest people in the gotdamn universe

 

I DON'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE THO

(Kit and Em would probs laugh though)

 

do either of them drink coffee?

 

anyway hmu if u wanna hear about my problematic trash content bc it's fun

 

They both have a little blood in their coffee circulation systems,yeah. :'D