clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

good. do it

 

AW YEAH PAGE 150 PARTY TIME

 

rats are here to celebrate

 

wine coolers are less tasty than i thought they'd be

 

a question i Must ask myself for the car lesbians au:

what would pearl's favorite tmbg album be

(in my defense they've done a lot of jingles and pearl is canonically a fan of that kinda thing soooo)

 

eyes emoji

 

Although our weird fashions are uniquely weird

Do you have a blank copy?

 

I do! Here ya go!

 

the aggressively Californian can depend on who you ask for me, i'd say

 

you win at bingo

 

one of my life goals is to get into mensa SOLELY so i can piss off the Intellectuals and see how long i last before they kick me out for my constant bullshit. gonna roll up to my first meeting in heelys stoned off my fuckin ass

 

zeus a mercy

(the half one is because while i have BECOME aggressively socally, i am a jersey girl)

 

legit loving how so many people (both here and on facebook) are relating hardcore to my bingo card

 

this fucking kills me every single time

 

i'm such a serious writer

 

honestly at this point if someone hates pearl i will automatically distrust them and assume they have fucked up views on trauma

 

BEFORE Y'ALL SAY ANYTHING, i KNOW i could've just used the shrug emoji there but this fits dammit

 

the desire to loudly sing the communists have the music is so real rn

 

i heear (i hear)
A meme-lody

 

thinkin' 'bout...Her