clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

some dude on twitter decided to mansplain the color spectrum and insist that purple wasn't a color and we really meant violet (??????)

he deleted all his tweets on the matter because greg and i destroyed him but here's what remains, it's so fucking funny

 

just...holy shit, what a hill to die on

 

getting some cute comfy summer clothes in the mail soonish!

 

i'm love my new shirts

 

i'm getting better at driving so SOMEDAY i'll have me dang license

 

Is it super hilly in your part of CA? Because that sounds like drivers' ed: challenge edition

 

EEYUP. i'm not even learning in my town proper for the most part because of that--i've mostly been driving in felton as opposed to mount hermon, bc mount hermon is ALL STEEP WINDING NARROW ROADS ALL THE TIME and 99% of it is just Not Good to drive as a newbie. usually one of my parents will drive me down to the post office and i'll drive from there!

(it's easy enough to drive back because you can take a different route tho, it's just driving from my house that's the big issue haha)

 

Yeah that doesn't sound great for beginners for sure! I remember how nervous i was just dealing with narrow country roads with shit visibility (7ft high corn on one side + tangled woods on the other does not make for clear sightlines). Throw a drop any deeper than a ditch in on the roadside and I would have been a nervous wreck D:

I'm glad your parents can help you get to a better place to practice. You'll get there!

 

yeah, i'm getting good at it!!

 

hoping to have my license by the end of 2020...

 

Step 1: get license
Step 2: design ur own madmaxmobile
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit

 

ah yes, my madmaxmobile, liam nissan

he is a white 2001 nissan maxima and i love him

i would not object to an actual madmaxmobile but idk liam just seems more practical u kno

 

But Acey u could have turrets or a chainsaw cowcatcher or something

Those are totally practical mods to make on a vehicle, what do you mean ;p

(Liam is a good boy and i support your love for him)

((But turrets))

 

fuck...ur right

can i put turrets on liam?

 

<_<
>_>
maybe some small ones?

 

then i guess i'll see what i can do! he's in the shop rn (nothing even slightly major, just needs a flat tire changed) but maybe when he gets back...

 

UPDATE: liam's booboo has been fixed and i got to drive him home and my mom says i'm getting way better!!! ;u; <3

 

why does itunes gotta be the way it is

and also why is my music library a fuckening disorganized mess that makes everything harder

aaaaaaaa

 

i'm gonna fight apple over how many diseased microdicks itunes sucks

 

I've got your flower, go get em