clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

yesterday i watched the star wars holiday special with some pals and it was the worst thing?? it wasn't even that entertainingly bad???

 

Spoiler: suicide kinda? idk? just being safe yo

how fucked up is it that i still do not own this shirt

 

does anyone know why ancient people couldn't fuckin draw. genuine question

 

Arent there those good horse/?? drawings

 

i'm not sure which ones you are referring to but tbh the big specific thing i'm thinking of is actually weird medieval european art

like ancient is probably not actually a correct term but back in the 14th-15th centuries or so people drew the weirdest shit? and i would've assumed that by then we'd have the like...capability to do more accurate art as a species? but i deadass do not know basically anything about anthropology or whatever so i really have no fucking clue how artistic development throughout history happened. oops.

(tbh if anyone has info on that PLEASE tell me, i'm hella curious!)

 

a look into my creative process

 

i dont have a resource at hand but i would estimate Wonky Art is partly the individual artist not knowing how to like...draw babies, or feeling like for whatever Art reason they gotta draw babies like theyre tiny adult men

or they were like no realism required we do Art

 

my fic is past 45k words :')

 

that would make sense!

 

gonna get my shitty ears looked at today, prayer circle that they can fix this bs

 

yes i realize that it's very fucked up that there is not currently a purble in my icon, shh it's temporary

 

i SOMEHOW have written four chapters of my fic in a week what the FUCK, i'm on a weird creative roll??

speaking of i did a sketch i don't hate!

 

HOLY FUCK??????

 

i totally relate to looking up Weird Shit.... my current writings involve a bunch of army stuff so ive been looking up details abt vietnam-era stuff in between looking up things like "undergarments in ancient china" and "violet wand"

 

winnessed? :P

 

me, updating my fanfic five times in as many days: hehe angst machine go brrrrr

 

s c r e m

 

help

 

your challenge is to finish it in exactly 10,566 words