clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

oh my god you're so right

 

GUYS HOLY FUCK I FINISHED MY FIC!!!!

 

also sorry @context-free anon it wound up being longer than 69,069 words :(

 

sears jasper is important to me

 

acey can write little a fluff, as a treat

(acey is not CURRENTLY writing fluff but like. she can. as a treat)

 

i should clarify that i can only do unadulterated fluff in one-shot form bc i am incapable of NOT giving everyone tragic backstories and tons of brain problems, but like. little a fluff. as a treat

 

amethyst is so brave and so fucking purble

 

which gems smoke wead and also which su humans, asking for science

i mean stoner amethyst is so perfect that it may as well be canon, rose definitely at least tried it, DEFINITELY greg but in moderation

vidalia grows it

 

SCREAMS IN FIC WRITER

 

my nayme is Ace
and in the nite
and when the moon
is shyning brite
and all the daye
has com to passe--
i stay up late
i writ the trash.

 

car lesbians snippet time

 

no i will not give context

 

the r/fanfiction discord is gr8 and i feel like this screenshot sums up being a writer so well

relatedly here is a meme i made:

 

i'm a very serious writer

 

tfw your waifu will never be real and all the body pillows you can find of her are ugly (unlike her) :(

 

the shit my fic research leads me to i s2g

 

greg "himbo" universe