clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

The Owl House is REAL GOOD Y’ALL

 

Turns out iPads are v good for Art if you use a program that’s suited for your needs...I thought I’d made a mistake at first but it turns out the art program my pal recommended just doesn’t work well for me personally (works great for her tho!)

I’m team MediBang btw

 

LUMITY GOOD SHIP!!

 

Intense desire to create a character named Amber and have it be revealed that it’s short for Hamburger

 

very intelligent people who become very dumb around their crushes is such a good character type

 

Spoiler: owl house spoilers

 

Spoiler: nsfw

i WANT to write angsty post-canon pearlmethyst but my brain keeps insisting that peridot walk in on them boring and completely ruin the sexiness and that’s just not conducive to sadstuck u know

 

the peridot in your brain clearly ships pearlnet

 

concept: peridot writes a long pearlnet fic and does not understand why they're both so weirded out by her writing fanfiction about them

 

literally one of the funniest things about su to me is that so much of the backstory can be boiled down to various characters being Too Horny

 

please imagine amethyst breaking down jasper’s door and asking her for advice on how to seduce pearl

(none of the advice is GOOD ofc bc jasper is a. bad at relationships and b. a dumbass but still)

 

jaspearl is still my secret steven universe OTP so I will happily imagine that :P

 

i don’t ship it that hard but it does make so much sense tbh because jasper is EXACTLY pearl’s type (big, could snap her in half, dumb) and i can absolutely see them having a thing. (i do not think their thing would go WELL but IN FAIRNESS this is true of half of my own fave ships so that’s not actually a patch on it at all. i love trash and drama, this is Known)

 

i firmly believe that steven has inherited greg’s intense himbo energy and it’s only truly mitigated by the fact that he’s been so into connie for so long

 

pearlmethyst

 

this page deeply offends me

 

pumpkin died for our sins

 

SERIOUS. FUCKING. WRITER.