clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

this flashback also includes pearl aggressively eating horrible cafeteria salad while glaring at amethyst and hating every fucking moment of it btw. incredibly auspicious first meeting

 

some quality analysis right here

 

(she then had a panic attack and fled to the bathroom so y’know, great jorb pearl)

 

the fun thing about su humanstucks is that the gems would just ABSOLUTELY be this group of horrid trash children. rose is the only member of the friend group people outside of it like and also the one who least deserves it

 

rose holding up tiny freshman ame: WE’RE KEEPING HER
garnet: [thumbs up emoji]
pearl, suddenly the living embodiment of an extremely passive-aggressive :) face: g r e a t

 

stevenned universed: how many trash gays can we fit in one friend group

Also hands you this to consider



I was losing it at some of the comments on the video like "once again hes trapped in the piano box to contain his power"

there is also some sort of livestream premiere happening at (loading time zones) 530 pacific times today, haw yee

 

literally the show tbh

 

some idiot: uwu don’t fetishize wlw
me, a lesbian with unlimited power:

 

Oh damn idk if it's functional either but it sure is pretty!

 

Isn’t it though

 

important new knowledge: cream cheese donuts GOOD

 

Spoiler: nsfw

hear me out...lesbian porn...for lesbians

 

no one:
me: su guro time :)

Spoiler: nsfw, tiddies and gore

 

my ipad is glitching again jfc

it worked juuuust long enough to let me finish that drawing at least...

 

oh and now it’s working again?? wtf

 

Youtube has presented me with:



yknow, nya

 

Spoiler: weight loss cw

pros of losing weight: i look great
cons of losing weight: NONE OF MY PANTS FIT ANYMORE OOPS