clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

excited about these tanks i ordered

 

pls!!

 

me irl

 

Spoiler: wead

i wish podcasts would stop advertising discount codes for online wead delivery services that DON’T DELIVER HERE, very homophobic tbh

clarifying edit: weed is legal here like i’ve said, i just live in bumfuck nowhere and lots of places won’t deliver up here :(

 

new tmbg new tmBG NEW TMBG

 

really diggin these earbuds i got

 

happy birthday john flansburgh i love you so much

 

honestly this haircut only intensifies my overwhelming desire for a really nice well-tailored suit so i can Be the hot classy butch

 

I think you'd absolutely rock a suit; thumbs up, go for it.

 

The only prohibiting factor is the cost—otherwise I’d prolly already have one by now! Maybe when I get a solid job I can treat myself to celebrate, though...actually hm, that’s a really good idea tbh. I’ll save up and SLAYYYYY

 

CAN FIBRO NOT THO

 

the group chat has declared my voice is perfect for vriska fml

 

IMPORTANT UPDATE, my mom said “well, there’s always Christmas...” and I know EXACTLY what I want for my big gift this year now

 

this one is tempting...it’s affordable and well-rated and rly dapper...

 

fwiw i fully intend to get it properly fitted and tailored—i have (for lack of a better term) a very feminine figure, and a men’s suit that wasn’t tailored for my particular biggish tits/massive hips/narrow shoulders combo prolly wouldn’t look so good! but if it were tailored for my figure? yes. please. i’m gonna be so fucking hot.

 

someone Please ask me about my aus...any of them...

 

have hangouts with cute gorl today wish me luck pls

 

oh no it me...