clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

lore is cyberbullying me but like he’s not even wrong

 

college majors (and minors if applicable) i’ve decided on for car lesbians

• amethyst: culinary major. wants to become Girl Fieri and i support that
• pearl: not entirely sure here but leaning towards physics major (edit: or engineering?), english minor. also like a zillion extracurriculars because she’s Like That. took a year off between her freshman and sophomore years to get her shit slightly togetherish after rose died but did not want to. yes she’s still salty that she had to do this
• garnet: psych major. sometimes psychoanalyzes her friends. garnet pls
• lapis: art major, maybe sculpture or painting specifically? (in practice she’s mostly studying growing that dank-ass wead tho)
• peridot: comp-sci major, art minor, captain of the school’s robot fighting league
• greg: music major (obviously), but dropped out to care for steven when he was born
• bismuth: architecture major because they would not let her major in making cool swords. she’s planning to train as a blacksmith’s apprentice but wanted to cover all her bases
• jasper: undeclared but irrelevant because she dropped out of college after a year and switched to cosmetology school. she’s a hairdresser now and unfortunately she’s actually really good at it
• rose: botany major but she died so she didn’t graduate

 

Hell yea
Iirc shoulders are the most pain in the ass to have to redo, if that helps for picking initial thing to get mctailored

there are various places that make suits for afab folks but *gestures at the concept of a budget*

 

That’s v helpful, thank!!

Do you know what some of the AFAB-oriented suit sites are? I wanna at least ogle the cool suits haha

 

Wildfang, uhhh

A 2018 post from dapperq

Reddit has thoughts

Hautebutch

Kirrin Finch

For button-ups, GFW/genderfreeworld has various cuts of shirt based on Shape altho $$ and shipping $$

For me i got my suit at moores, the canadian version of mens wearhouse or something, but a relative works there and had input on the fitting and my parents helped pay for half of it. I dont think it actually fits that great tbh D:

(distant untitled goose game honking)

Frogspeed

 

Many thank!!

 

out of context car lesbians brainstorming with @Lizardlicks

 

ngl for all i kinda hate my town i’m VERY grateful it’s at least pretty left-leaning

the only disadvantage is that sometimes i forget trumpfuckers and similar idiots exist and then when i see them anywhere i’m like [shocked pikachu] lmao

 

plain as the lie on your lips is a fucked up song when u rly listen to the lyrics like goddamn u okay linnell

 

crushing it

 

i’m a brilliant writer

 

pearl would propose with a beautiful and extremely deadly sword

amethyst would propose with the sord......

 

time 2 meme about my life

 

i’m very gay and stupid!!

 

Spoiler: prolly nsfw, definitely Bad

jonah is forcing me to write tinky winky/jerry falwell hatesex for his bday on 6/9 (yes really)

 

me: i think fanfiction is a legitimate art form with a rich history
also me:

 

i’m being attacked again

 

Spoiler: nsfw, bad

check out my fun new earrings :)

 

tag idea for pi sequel: if you can’t find your own reason for living store bought is fine

 

greg will kiss the girl from venus