clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

i’m a creacher of spite and i WILL reclaim steven universe for those of us with good takes and good hearts dammit. it’s a good fuckin show okay.

 

tummy Angery...why tummy angy :(

 

had to cancel therapy today bc feeling too icky to think, f in the chat for acey

 

thank u z for this very canon owl house content

 

trapped in a earth with rose quartz by pearl stevenuniverse

 

it’s real goblin hours y’all ask me about my fics or something

 

working on extremely serious content

 

Spoiler: wead

 

i feel like the cgs’ approach to memes is like…

steven: fluent in memes, has a whole folder of wholesome memes on his phone
garnet: understands memes just poorly enough that hers are infinitely funnier than everyone else’s. likes making lolcats with cat steven
amethyst: undisputed Meme Queen. surreal hell content all the fuckin way and she refuses to explain any of it. has a distressingly large internet following; may actually be dril
pearl: does not know the meemees and at this point she’s too afraid to ask. when she does use them it is NEVER correctly
connie: even more fluent in memes than steven, Very Online, local 2 am shitposter. has made several viral tweets while up late studying and sleep-deprived
peridot: thinks she understands memes. she does not understand memes.
lapis: posts constant depression memes and worries Everyone
bismuth: picks up on memes pretty fast, is especially fond of anything with a really shitty pun
greg: tries his best to understand modern memes but continually cannot, instead sticks to Dad Jokes

 

broke: hogwarts au
woke: hexside au

su coven/track headcanons babeyyy

garnet: oracle
amethyst: potions
pearl: illusions
rose: could not decide between healing and plant, dropped out of hexside and fucked a bard and d i e d
steven: healing
greg: bard (the one rose fucked)
connie: not really sure, maybe beastkeeping?
peridot: plant but has secretly dabbled in abominations
lapis: abominations
bismuth: construction
jasper: beastkeeping (but bad at it)

 

Spoiler: v minor owl house spoilers

i keep fuckin thinking about the bit in separate tides where eda is like “hey king, did you know that apple is a hat? :)” and king’s all “REEEEAALLY?? :D” and cackling it’s so good

 

https://kintsugi.seebs.net/threads/...-to-heaven-aceys-18-garbage-hell-thread.9007/

hell thread for the hell content

 

this is for my fics as a whole but shhh

 

fucken losing my mind at the mere EXISTENCE of batman cunnilingus discourse. absolutely incredible

 

Twitter has been a trip over the last 24 hours but I must concur that Eartha Kitt Catwoman would absolutely get it from the Bat in any way she demanded.

 

Exactly, and like. A friend of mine is a HUGE comics buff and knows a frankly scary amount about DC lore, so I trust them when they say that Batman eating pussy, and generally being an attentive and generous lover, is fuckin’ canon.