clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

made for the group chat’s benefit (for given values of “benefit”)

 

hmnghHH is it xmas yet……

 

Nearly!

 

Thank fuck

 

i’m losing my mIND

also he has an insta now @linnell3000 which is wild tbh

 

on the one hand it would be awesome to embiggen my tity, on the other hand i have back problems as it is

 

hoping that today will bring Pakidj

 

they might be giants are the greatest band of all time and have literally only gotten better over the past forty years

 

would be really nice to kiss a gorl

 

the dream!!!

 

i am going to fly to nyc and punch hiatt in the dick

 

help me i’m hopelessly crushing on a fellow autistic tmbg fan sapphic who also likes the good cartoons and weird internet shit and she’s GORGEOUS but she lives in TORONTO and i crave the v o i d

 

Hello airport acey needs a flight to pearson airport, yes its necessary

 

acquired a new Son the other day, i’m care him very much

 

thinking about blorbo from my shows

 

gonna play some pokey men

 

i’m gonna have tiramisu as my birthday cake and the hype is REAL

also gonna play cah with pals at a park

bday dinner is gonna be at betty’s which i’m so psyched for…i’m lov my boozy shake there very much (can’t decide whether to go for my usual choice of Borgar or the buffalo chicken sammich…we will see what i’m feeling the night of)

also tattoo?? need to figure out if i can get my su piece or if it’ll be too pricey for the gift parameters. if it is i’ve got other ideas, just gotta…decide which…and the Location…

 

out of context car lesbians spoilers

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