clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

That was hilarious, thank you

 

IKR?? I remember seeing it on TV as a teenager and just...dying of laughter.

 

idk i think i've already shared this one in here but: last wave!

 

the tv: some horrible shit happened in istanbul
me awful brain before i can construct an actual thought: —WAS CONSTANTINOPLE NOW IT’S ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE

 

Spoiler: big

fave albums collage...i forgot to put electra heart by marina and the diamonds on there and i am ASHAMED but whatever

 

also if ANY of you thought john henry wasn't gonna be the first one on there...why would you think that

 

you & me
c'mon........
you & me!!

 

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oblique reference to this song haha!

 

Oh, gotcha!

 

further proof that allowing me to use facebook was a mistake

 

today's song: when the lights come on!

 

i love the way the music kicks in midway through the first verse of all time what

it's like

i use my outside voice because i have no choice
the barn that i was raised in was
CONSTRUCTED OUT OF NOISE

 

unpopular opinion: imagine by john lennon is a shitty song and i don't like anything about it

 

My hs would play it during remembrance day assemblies so now its just in my mind as You Are Supposed To Be Sad/Emotional Now


Eta:it doesnt make me sad, it bugs me because Oh Youre Trying To Get Me Sad

 

I know EXACTLY what you mean and it’s the fucking worst

 

i'm a simple woman, all i want to do is punch john lennon's ghost in the face for a. being a colossal dick and b. bringing that fucking song into the world

i may be harping on this too much and like...it's okay to like it, but holy fuck i cannot stand that song

 

how do you pronounce bi sexu

bye sex you, bee sex you, bye secs oo,