clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

i am so glad you approve!! :D

 

I would like you to know there is a cat curled up on my arm

 

that is the best news i’ve heard all week

 

i’ve been moody lately and these memes are nice and distracting

 

For the fanfic trope: "Oh no there's only one bed, whatever will we do"

 

“STOP HOGGING THE COVERS”
“WELL YOU KEEP KICKING ME IN YOUR SLEEP”
“AAAAAAAUGH”
“AAAAAAAUGH”

 

ame (u are the purble queen, young and memes, only...five thousaaaaaand)
pearl
(somersaults across hyrule field like a loz speedrunner) uhhhhhhhhh my brain died and i dont know who else sorry

eta: hits rewind on somersaults
The gorl from damn good times

 

fanfic trope meme: fake dating/marriage

 

Too bad they can’t stand being around each other at all!

(It def ends in murder)

 

Amethyst, Damara Megido, and Peridot.

 

i still wanna write a script for a hypothetical episode of My Mother, My Mother, And Me

here is what i have so far:

GREG: the crystal gems are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. garnet claims she’s a sexpert, but if there’s a degree on her wall, i haven’t seen it. also, this show isn’t for kids, which i mention because i’m almost positive steven is listening right now. steven, go to bed. (pause) that means you too, connie.

 

your sweet baby mother and 60 under 6000 meme-dia luminary amethyst

 

(Knows nothing about the McElroy’s)

 

please at least watch monster factory

 

I LOVE FLANS SO MUCH

 

my lesbian pride flag came in the mail last night aaaaaaaaaaah!!! it's a lot nicer than my other one tbh (the other one is specifically the lipstick flag, and it's also not as true to color as my new one--it's kinda neon) and i love it <3

 

That’s gay

 

yeah maybe a lil

 

what's the flag look like??

 

I’ll take pics ASAP! c:

EDIT: It’s just the currently-used pink-and-red lesbian flag tho fwiw