clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

check the op i made myself a very pretty header image :) gotta add a tmbg thing to it but ye

 

it has a tmbg thing now

 

That horse. It has boobs (an ass?) in its neck.........

 

that’s amethyst and that’s her gem

edit: oh wait i see what you’re talking about now, that’s just the angle and the deep-frying probably made it look way weirder tbh

 

(john egbert voice) flans burgh

 

greg universe is 200% a bard. this is known

 

art idea: greg universe, greg otgw, and gregory edgeworth posing together in shutter shades with “GREG SQUAD” written above them in neon block letters

 

peridot is a treasure tbh

 

bored rn!!

 

Spoiler: big maybe?

 

i have no fucking clue what the neck rolls aren’t working is about but it’s so intense somehow i love it

 

dysfunctional garbage pearlmethyst is such a good thign and i need more of it

why must i do everything myself

 

someone please ask me about my Dysfunctional Pearlmethyst headcanons bc i have...so many

(nsfw questions are more than okay but spoiler ‘em k)

 

honestly the more i think about the idea of bpd pearl the more i think there's a lot to it

thank u @Charlie for planting the seeds of this headcanon

 

Tell me more about “defective pearl”, as Jasper would say, and amethyst! I love them!

 

Spoiler: pearlrose mentions

SO

i have this completely unfounded...i’m p sure it didn’t happen in canon so i feel weird calling it a headcanon? but i want to believe it happened so idk. ANYWAY, that pearl and amethyst were briefly, and fairly secretively, Involved at some point in the years between steven being born/rose dying and steven moving in with the gems. and they basically kind of...subconsciously used each other, amethyst out of a desperate need for affection and validation from anyone who’d provide it, and pearl out of a fear of being alone in literally any capacity, and both of those things stemming from, or at least being VERY HEAVILY magnified by, the fact that rose is gone and there’s no one there to fill that void but each other.

yeah, pearl’s perfectionism drives amethyst nuts, but who else is gonna care about her like that? sure, amethyst’s laziness drives pearl up the wall, but who else is going to hold her tight when she feels alone in the universe?

and then, of course, things begin to fall apart within a matter of a few short years.

they fight more. they hurt each other, sometimes accidentally, occasionally—to their horror in both cases—on purpose. and pearl is still holding an olympic fucking torch for rose, and amethyst is frankly not really ready for a serious relationship in general at that point in time and especially not with the grief re: losing rose so fresh. (and pearl is absolutely not ready for a relationship then either. i’d argue that she canonically wasn’t until later in the series than amethyst. but that’s a story for another day.) and pearl gets clingy and manipulative and amethyst gets cruel and explosive, and they break up and get back together within months on more than one occasion, until they finally have a very explosive fight and really, truly break up.

and i really wanna write fic with that premise.

 

Ooooh are there gonna be more 0.0?

 

Definitely! :D

 

i got my friend katy and her bf tickets to tmbg’s new years show for xmas

i will live vicariously through those two

(she was thrilled i’m so happy ;u;)